nowayinhell.net

There is no real reason or explanation for my lack of input on this site in recent weeks. It boils down to a couple of things.

I have been playing around on my “happy” site as I do not want anyone from work to discover this page. With that being said, I have been spending more time on the “happy” site because I do enjoy using iWeb.

I will share more later… or soon.. yeah soon

After years of cursing Microsoft and getting irritated with Linux I finally broke down and purchased a Mac. It was more like the wife finally let me purchase a Mac. At that point I had a decision to make, Mac Mini or a Mac Book Pro.

I enjoy portability so I opted for Mac Book Pro. I am still surprised the wife gave me ZERO lip about it. I would imagine it is because she also got a new laptop to full fill all of her World Of Warcraft needs. *smiles*

now will come the test of battery life, and usage, I give it only a few days before I start loading windows on it. Yes I am aware that would defeat the point, but I might as well. It is an unfortunate inevitability. =(

I am too fucking tired to write any more at this time so perhaps later I will continue this…

or not.

I am not one to “blog” about my work life since I would imagine if anyone from my employer wanted to find me there might be some things on here that could raise an eye brow. I doubt it really, but my district manager for Radio Shack was off his fucking rocker as he would visit this site daily and sometimes even comment on it.

It was kind of pathetic..

I choose to not do that with my current employer. Moving on..

I recently and finally removed a couple of cancer employee’s on my team for no other reason then they refused to follow direction and do their job. To no surprise it rattled the rest of my team’s cage making two more quit. *shrugs*

It had to be done, am I in over my head abso-fucking-lutely. Fortunately I am decent at pulling various levers ask for help from some of my peers whom I know I can count on to help me out and I push forward.

Oh yeah and I need to find new bodies too, but that’s ok. One of them tried to be “clever” and send me an anonymous text message asking me; “how do I feel being the hated captain of a skeleton crew”.

The answer, “Great now that you and your buddy are gone fuck head.” *smiles*

Ah the joys of management… *smiles*

On a seperate note this just rocks…

I could sit here and talk about how the first three days back from vacation sucked but I think I will get right to the fun stuff.

Two nights ago I went out to a bar with a buddy of mine to have a few beers. By a few beers I mean six. I was plenty fine to drive.. but the asshole in front of me felt differently as I rear ended him after he stopped suddenly so he could turn into the parking lot of the liquor store.

This was the end result..

I would be pissed but it was my fault for not paying attention. If you notice in the picture it is raining. My friend and I returned to my truck the following morning so we could tow it back to my house.

Now I am at a cross road I need to choose very quickly. Do I pay to repair this truck or do I finally get a new(ish) vehicle. I have had this same truck for ten years.

If I were to get replacement vehicle I think I might look into a Tahoe. I am definitely sticking with a Chevy but a truck or Tahoe would be the next decision to make if I get another vehicle.

I am undecided… *shrugs*

Tomorrow is my last day of vacation before I return to work. I am not sure if I am ready to return to work yet. It’s not that I do not like what I do, but I am almost over whelmed thinking about the bullshit I will diving in to.

Fuck It…

At this point I am at a crossroads.. do I clean up the garage and perform minor tasks around the house tomorrow, or do I just say fuck it and put the shit off even longer. Historically I will just say fuck it. We shall see if history repeats itself once again. One of the things I put on my potential vacation list was to update the abandoned book of boneheads section of this site.

Instead of update the book of boneheads I have changed the layout of the site. *shrugs* progress? Not the right kind I would say. It’s kind of like going in to the bathroom wanting to take a dump and instead you just fart a lot.

As a whole the vacation wasn’t bad at all. I got to goof off with the wife and kid, have my forth rained out, played some video games with my friends, go to the doctor, and break my PC (which I am currently restoring as I post this). The PC problem is just one more reason why I need to get a mac but the wife will have none of that.

Recently the wife’s warcraft account was hacked and boy was she all kinds of upset. I have yet submitted my soul to WOW but she really likes it and it keeps her busy. When her account was compromised Blizzard did a pretty good job helping her out and getting her shit back to normal. It took longer then she hoped since she was not able to use her account for the last week but once everything was up and running she was a happy wife once again. If she can have WOW then I should have a mac… yeah right.

While I was out with the family today we nearly got hit by three different fucking people whom were more interested in their conversation on the cel phone then they were DRIVING AN AUTOMOBILE!! before you start thinking; “you do it also.” yes, but I am wearing a bluetooth headset or it is synced up with my stereo. which allows me to PAY ATTENTION TO THE ASSHOLES AROUND ME!!

I’m just saying…

There are many times through out the day when my phone will ring and I choose not to answer. There are many reason’s I do not answer the phone.

An example of these reasons are, I am busy (i.e. getting laid, taking a shit, watching a movie, in a meeting, with a customer) or maybe I didn’t hear the phone.

Any of these mentioned reasons may not excuses why I do not answer. Maybe I choose to not pick up the phone because I do not want to talk to you.

More examples; I do not know who the fuck you are, I do not like you, you only call when you want something, or my favorite you block the number.

If you really think blocking the number is going to increase your chances of anyone answering the phone then I suggest you pull your head out of your ass.

These are just a handful of things I could think of as to why I do not answer. All of this is actually very minor in comparison to the final reason I would not answer the phone.

You bitch to others about me not answering the phone! Now that you have taken your annoyance to a new level it should not be too hard to understand why I never answer the fucking phone!

On the other hand if I genuinely miss your call don’t waste your time leaving a voice mail. I never listen to them unless I am cleaning out my voicemail from the other calls I missed.

I have a dream where all my stupid ass email accounts from over the years would populate to one account. In that dream the emails would come from servers about and automatically place themselves in folders labeled by the email address. With in these folders I could just delete the stupid shit and move one!!

Several years and email accounts later, I have achieved that dream. That dream was made possible by google. I am such a google whore. I am ok with that. Why didn’t I just go in and delete the random email accounts I have created with aol, yahoo, college, or hotmail?

Believe it or not that shit comes in handy once in a while. *shrugs* I am just as surprised as you are.

Somehow I managed to allow my inbox to pile up into the near two hundreds. I would feel stupid about that but most people do it so fuck it.

An hour or so later I managed to finally have my email sorted out, cleaned out, and nicely stashed in folders. Now I am off to reload Win 7 on my desktop. Why? Simple.. in my opinion it is always healthy to reload your windows os from time to time.

Last night I woke up agonizing in pain and bolted to the bathroom. I was greeted with a tsunami of crap loading the toilet at a rapid pace. Three trips to the toilet later and a very angry anus I managed to go back to sleep.

Why am I sharing this? Because installing windows is a lot like a case of the bad shits. It is gut wrenching sometimes never ending and when it is finally all said an done you are left with a very angry anus.

Happy 4th!

This month has been really crazy-busy.. I could talk about all the shit at work but I think I will op out of that one for now. Let’s just day June was a very interesting month. Fortunately I am finally on vacation!! no more bullshit from work for eight days! I am so freakin happy to be out of there. I do not dislike what I do, but I definitely needed a break from the whirlwind of stupidity.

When I have not been at work feeling the life force being sucked out of my freakin skull, I have increased my collection of Wii games, thus resulting in purchasing a larger hard drive. That was a very annoying experience since I could only use a 500gb hard drive instead of something that would make sense like a terabyte drive but I would be wasting time complaining about it.

I tried to partition the drive in to two 500 Gig partitions but the loader on the Wii would still not read them. I took the fucker back. I have spent the most time on the Wii playing Madworld, SMBWii, and the SMBWii Hack.

I purchased Transformers: War For Cyberton which quickly averted my attention back to the PS3. The game is bad ass and thus far the best Transformers game released to date on any console ever. I try to play it daily since it was purchased.

The kid was in a horse show last weekend. She took first place in both her events, I was very proud of her. The events leading up to the horse show on the other hand was very interesting. Since there was some miscommunication on what time we actually needed to be there I managed to break every traffic violation to get from Shawnee, Ks to Longview Lake (Raytown), Mo in under twenty minutes.

We showed up with in minutes before it was time for her to perform. She did really well.

I am sure there is more, to be honest I think my mind drew a blank.. there will be more soon.

Years ago the name “Insane Children Society” came up as an organization to use when registering domain names, etc. I doubt anyone from back then still uses it, except for me.

I still use it as my organization for registering domains, or any thing else I do not take very seriously.

I was bored, and for 7.49 or less a year I could register the domain “Insane Children Society”

Why did I do this? I have no fucking idea.. I guess because it was that or taking physical money and lighting it on fire. Hmm… let’s get back to that at another time.

Moving forward.. must move forward.. I registered the domain for the specific use of hosting a forum. I hope it will become a forum where all the people I know can get together, chat, share ideas, get help, etc.

We shall see.. there was this one website I still visit where he used to have a forum, but I am unsure why it closed. Anyway it sounds like a good idea and we shall see how it turns out. *shrugs*

At least now the name will have some sort of purpose.. for now. When I get the domain up and running, I will post more information on here.

Happy Shitting..