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There is no real reason or explanation for my lack of input on this site in recent weeks. It boils down to a couple of things.

I have been playing around on my “happy” site as I do not want anyone from work to discover this page. With that being said, I have been spending more time on the “happy” site because I do enjoy using iWeb.

I will share more later… or soon.. yeah soon

I am not one to “blog” about my work life since I would imagine if anyone from my employer wanted to find me there might be some things on here that could raise an eye brow. I doubt it really, but my district manager for Radio Shack was off his fucking rocker as he would visit this site daily and sometimes even comment on it.

It was kind of pathetic..

I choose to not do that with my current employer. Moving on..

I recently and finally removed a couple of cancer employee’s on my team for no other reason then they refused to follow direction and do their job. To no surprise it rattled the rest of my team’s cage making two more quit. *shrugs*

It had to be done, am I in over my head abso-fucking-lutely. Fortunately I am decent at pulling various levers ask for help from some of my peers whom I know I can count on to help me out and I push forward.

Oh yeah and I need to find new bodies too, but that’s ok. One of them tried to be “clever” and send me an anonymous text message asking me; “how do I feel being the hated captain of a skeleton crew”.

The answer, “Great now that you and your buddy are gone fuck head.” *smiles*

Ah the joys of management… *smiles*

On a seperate note this just rocks…

There are many times through out the day when my phone will ring and I choose not to answer. There are many reason’s I do not answer the phone.

An example of these reasons are, I am busy (i.e. getting laid, taking a shit, watching a movie, in a meeting, with a customer) or maybe I didn’t hear the phone.

Any of these mentioned reasons may not excuses why I do not answer. Maybe I choose to not pick up the phone because I do not want to talk to you.

More examples; I do not know who the fuck you are, I do not like you, you only call when you want something, or my favorite you block the number.

If you really think blocking the number is going to increase your chances of anyone answering the phone then I suggest you pull your head out of your ass.

These are just a handful of things I could think of as to why I do not answer. All of this is actually very minor in comparison to the final reason I would not answer the phone.

You bitch to others about me not answering the phone! Now that you have taken your annoyance to a new level it should not be too hard to understand why I never answer the fucking phone!

On the other hand if I genuinely miss your call don’t waste your time leaving a voice mail. I never listen to them unless I am cleaning out my voicemail from the other calls I missed.

I have a dream where all my stupid ass email accounts from over the years would populate to one account. In that dream the emails would come from servers about and automatically place themselves in folders labeled by the email address. With in these folders I could just delete the stupid shit and move one!!

Several years and email accounts later, I have achieved that dream. That dream was made possible by google. I am such a google whore. I am ok with that. Why didn’t I just go in and delete the random email accounts I have created with aol, yahoo, college, or hotmail?

Believe it or not that shit comes in handy once in a while. *shrugs* I am just as surprised as you are.

Somehow I managed to allow my inbox to pile up into the near two hundreds. I would feel stupid about that but most people do it so fuck it.

An hour or so later I managed to finally have my email sorted out, cleaned out, and nicely stashed in folders. Now I am off to reload Win 7 on my desktop. Why? Simple.. in my opinion it is always healthy to reload your windows os from time to time.

Last night I woke up agonizing in pain and bolted to the bathroom. I was greeted with a tsunami of crap loading the toilet at a rapid pace. Three trips to the toilet later and a very angry anus I managed to go back to sleep.

Why am I sharing this? Because installing windows is a lot like a case of the bad shits. It is gut wrenching sometimes never ending and when it is finally all said an done you are left with a very angry anus.

Happy 4th!

This month has been really crazy-busy.. I could talk about all the shit at work but I think I will op out of that one for now. Let’s just day June was a very interesting month. Fortunately I am finally on vacation!! no more bullshit from work for eight days! I am so freakin happy to be out of there. I do not dislike what I do, but I definitely needed a break from the whirlwind of stupidity.

When I have not been at work feeling the life force being sucked out of my freakin skull, I have increased my collection of Wii games, thus resulting in purchasing a larger hard drive. That was a very annoying experience since I could only use a 500gb hard drive instead of something that would make sense like a terabyte drive but I would be wasting time complaining about it.

I tried to partition the drive in to two 500 Gig partitions but the loader on the Wii would still not read them. I took the fucker back. I have spent the most time on the Wii playing Madworld, SMBWii, and the SMBWii Hack.

I purchased Transformers: War For Cyberton which quickly averted my attention back to the PS3. The game is bad ass and thus far the best Transformers game released to date on any console ever. I try to play it daily since it was purchased.

The kid was in a horse show last weekend. She took first place in both her events, I was very proud of her. The events leading up to the horse show on the other hand was very interesting. Since there was some miscommunication on what time we actually needed to be there I managed to break every traffic violation to get from Shawnee, Ks to Longview Lake (Raytown), Mo in under twenty minutes.

We showed up with in minutes before it was time for her to perform. She did really well.

I am sure there is more, to be honest I think my mind drew a blank.. there will be more soon.

Years ago the name “Insane Children Society” came up as an organization to use when registering domain names, etc. I doubt anyone from back then still uses it, except for me.

I still use it as my organization for registering domains, or any thing else I do not take very seriously.

I was bored, and for 7.49 or less a year I could register the domain “Insane Children Society”

Why did I do this? I have no fucking idea.. I guess because it was that or taking physical money and lighting it on fire. Hmm… let’s get back to that at another time.

Moving forward.. must move forward.. I registered the domain for the specific use of hosting a forum. I hope it will become a forum where all the people I know can get together, chat, share ideas, get help, etc.

We shall see.. there was this one website I still visit where he used to have a forum, but I am unsure why it closed. Anyway it sounds like a good idea and we shall see how it turns out. *shrugs*

At least now the name will have some sort of purpose.. for now. When I get the domain up and running, I will post more information on here.

Happy Shitting..

Since I have hacked my wii I have found myself spending more time playing games on that console then on the PS3.

There are a couple of things I have learned. 1. Some of the games on Wii really suck! (GIJoe, Resident Evil, Modern Warfare to name a few). 2. Some of the games on there are really slow.. (Zelda!!! OMFG) and finally.. it is nice to load an image of the Netflix disc instead of tracking down the actual CD (which I never received in the mail) and inserting it into the system before you can actually play it! (fuckers, I am sure MS had something to do with that but I could be wrong.. )

The last thing.. I will more then likely need a larger hard drive..

I am find myself still fascinated by my phone. It continues to run better then the untouched OS, and I look forward to the next update allowing 4G. I am confident it will happen. I just have to be patient. (being patient sucks!)

I finally cleaned up my office yesterday after becoming both frustrated and disgusted by how dirty it has become. I am not sure if there is a need for two desks anymore since the kid no longer comes downstairs and uses the desk. I suppose I could move my server to that desk but it would take away the current cool factor of multiple monitors on my desk. Plus the whole moving across the room is not very convenient either. (yep lazy).

Megan Fox was fired from Transformers was like a big turd passing through my ass cheeks. Finally! Yes she is hot, and that whole hood up in the first Transformers movie made me “happy” but she sucks.

Not sure if the new girl is going to be any better, or how they are going to explain Megan’s departure in the movie but I don’t care. Megan is gone!

I could create an entire list colored in all of the “celebs” I would care if ever died from a canerous bleeding rectum. A feeling I got when I would have to read another fucking news article about some bullshit they did, or how they are doing some crap I should care about.

Yes I know Farrah’s fate was similar to the one mentioned in the previous paragraph but that changes nothing about how I feel about people like Angelina Jolie, Lindsey Lohan, Kate Gosselin, Big Bird, or Mariah Carey.. just to name a few..

I think I will leave you with that.. Wii’s, Android, Transformers, Megan Fox, and people whom would be more interesting if they had canerous bleeding rectums.

After spending about an hour messing around on the internet and praying I did not brick my Wii, I managed to install a homebrew hack allowing me to “back up” my games on an external hard drive.

This is going to rock because I do not have to mess with changing disks all the time and I am sure I will find new ways to get games..

Plus I have seeing the freaking cases laying around all over the place.

If there was something like this for the PS3 I would be golden.

The kinds of things I find myself getting involved in.. the wife has got to be getting irritated with me.. *smiles*

At least that is how I see it when I play Left 4 Dead 2. My character acquired a defibulator and I was like, “hey yeah give me a fuckin zombie!” Sorry asshole you can only use it to revive your team mates whom are conveniently not around when your ass is getting choke slammed by a zombie version of the Big Show from WWE.

It’s still fun cause I get to shoot stuff… I tempted to purchase a BB gun yesterday at Wal-Mart a.k.a. The Devil’s Store but I opted not to. Not sure if that was because of my childhood memories of shooting out neighbors windows and getting my ass kicked by my mom or what but moving on..

My video card started to shoot craps. The fan was rattling and making all kinds of ridiculous noises. I contacted ATI over this and they told me I could send it in and get it replaced under warranty. Tempting as that was I instead returned the video card to Best Buy, exchanged it out for an NVidia card and received a gift card for eight cents credit. Yes… Eight Cents..

I have been cycling through GTA 4, Vice City, Left For Dead 2, Aliens vs Predator on the PC. I just got my hands on Gears Of War also so add that to the list.

On the console side I am still cranking out MW2 on PS3 and SMB Wii. I invested in a third controller for both systems. The more players you have the better. It it truly a shame there are not more games where you can have multiple people playing at the same time. I have to give Nintendo props for having a larger selection of games for this.

*looks at clock* dammit I need to start getting ready for work soon.. I feel extremely lazy today..

I would rather stay home and play more video games.. *smiles*