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I have a friend of mine I am listening to on the phone so I thought while he was telling me all of his stories, I would post a few fragments of things I found around the internet…

I found the following q & a on the U.S Copyright Office Website.. and laughed…

How do I protect my sighting of Elvis?
Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. Just send it to us with a Form VA application and the filing fee. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph.

People fight over pictures taken of Elvis??

Spider-Man and Mary Jane Split.. Might be more interesting then killing of Captain America… I haven’t read a comic book in well over a decade.. but it is still humor us it made the news.. reminds me of when DC went through their bloodbath.. killing Superman.. breaking Batman’s back.. etc..

BAH….

Remember a few years ago when I had my squabble with a McDonalds and the city of Overland Park told me I was banned from McDonalds? I was cleaning out a folder on one of my (3) external hard drives and found this picture..

It’s F’n cold outside!!! Yesterday morning when I woke up it was 0.. when I was heading home it warmed up to a whopin 3! I hate winters in Kansas. Today there is progress.. 23… I will indeed end up moving south.. someday…

I think that is it for now…

*peace*

Brad Renfro dead.. in the article there is a quote; “He was working hard on his sobriety” If he has tried harder he wouldn’t be worm food..

Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant.. now I would have rather read something like Scott Baio is taking a dirt nap with Brad Renfro rather then him receiving another reality show about his non committing worthless ass. Seriously how low can you go? I guess if people will watch and the money is right… I still vote dirt nap.

Police Fire Tear Gas.. hit CNN reporter.. Glad the person firing had good aim… I am sure the reporter was crying about it for a long time.. if I launched the gas I would be in tears laughing.

*laughs* Man I am on a roll!!

So . anyway.. my attempts at being a lazy ass and setting up my old broken assed lcd screen notebook in my entertainment center has been temporarily thwarted. I guess I really am going to have to break down and purchase an adapter to convert VGA to video.. it’s not something I really want to do.. only because I do not want to drive clear across town to get what I need, and I am not purchasing a new TV just so I can hook up a PC to it via VGA so I can play emulators I rarely play anyway.

If you have not seen this clip you definitely need to check this shit out.. it’s a scream.. Girl Dancing Dog Humping

That’s it!! Peace out!

Some how I stumbled onto this article and I thought to myself, well DUH! Spice Girls Talk about Eating Disorders.. Seriously anyone who would be surprised by this really needs to just be pulled out into the street and shot.

How can you not think those stupid ass skinny bitches were lacking nutrition? I bet they could give some tips to the Olsen twins on how to yak your meals but not look like you crawled out of a grave…

Anyway…

Still playing bully a lot, instead of really focusing on the missions I have enjoyed beating the crap out of the greasers, the bullies, and that bitch in the principals office. I am not for hurting women, but nailing her with a projectile from a slingshot makes me laugh… I know … I know.. I am one fucked up individual… *shrugs*

When I am not beating the crap out of people on Bully, I have been playing around on the internet finding once again more ways to add cool shit to my phone. Lately I have been checking out cellfiles, not as resourceful as ringerpost, but since ringer post is gone and these guys are attempting to give it a fair shot as a resource for cool phone shit I will frequent them,

This looks like it could be a fun investment my excuse absence to bad I am one of those people whom have a conscience and usually goes to work when my asshole is leaking, nose is running, and would rather be beaten down and bludgeoned to death by a windows 98 how to hard back edition users manual then deal with some assclown whom wants to argue with me about how non authentic copies of windows is bad…

Which reminds me..

I had some fried rice looking mother fucker today argue with me about how it is my problem his copy of windows gets a pop up letting him know his copy of Windows is not genuine. I explained to him he needed to contact microsuck since I have no control over those kinds of issues. He tried to pull the warranty card and we would be liable but then I explained the warranty mentioned was through the manufacture not us.

He started to act all big and bad and raising his voice, I asked him to calm down and lower his voice or he could take his busted ass non genuine copy of windows having computer and go on a new search to find someone whom would give a shit about his problem. He opted for shutting the fuck up, taking the number and mentions at the end he cannot access wireless connections.. ok once again I cant test crap on a non genuine copy of windows because well there are a lot of reasons from we can’t service it to we can’t warrant the work, no liable, etc.

I wrote up a repair claim and I am sending his computer to the repair center so they can then ship the unit back telling him the same thing I told him to do. Call Microsoft… some people are so fucking stupid. If his copy of windows is genuine they will help him out, if it’s not purchase one, or find a source that provides free genuine copies and shut the hell up!!!

Anyway… this week I have been acting as the interim HNIC since my boss is in Wichita learning how to do his job better. It’s been a pretty decent week all things consider.

Too bad he is coming back.. there are days I really want to just kick his ass..

I hope you enjoyed my violent post. Blame it on the fact I have had a major case of the shits this evening..

PEACE!!

Yesterday I was nerding out as I usually do on my days off, and I decided to embark on a quest to find more cool shit to do with my Treo. I have been a proud papa of the treo for several months now. Why I have not embarked on this search before is beyond me..

During my search for the bigger and badder toys for treo, I was surprised I was having such a hard time finding things as I am generally pretty good about finding what I want on the internet. After some digging around I finally found the ways of fulfilling my needs? What am I talking about? *shrugs*

I now have working emulators on my phone to allow me to play nes, snes, genesis, and classic arcade games… these will keep me busy when I am bored off my ass and I do not feel like wasting good battery life browsing the internet. Lord knows I could have benefited from cracking some arcade or nes heads as much waiting around I did yesterday.

I installed the universal remote feature on my phone… but last time I tried the remote feature I ended up deleting it. If I can get it to work correctly it could prove to be fun to mess with people’s tv’s. (i.e. work)

I found an office and paint suite… which doesn’t not benefit me what so ever, but it may come in handy.

I think aside from the video game stuffs, my second favorite application is going to have to be the block call feature. There are some people whom like to call me that I would prefer they didn’t. That has been taken care of now with a kick ass new program called blocked call. When they call, the phone / program just sends them to voice mail… hee hee

I truly think I have everything I could want for my phone. Unless there is a way to access locked doors like you could with the furbies… *laughs*

Found these two tidbits on CNN found them both worth a chuckle.

This is just a scream… Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy raises legal questions Since she seems to be following the path of her sister with the pregnancy does this mean she is going to flip out, beat up innocent cars, shave her head, etc? Maybe Britney and Jamie will have a Thelma and Louise Ending.. that would be awesome!

FINISH HER!! Teens charged in ‘Mortal Kombat’ killing No parenting faults here… it’s all because of dem damn videa games… Perhaps we should move to blame cannibalism on Pac-Man.. Fatality!!!

Paris Hilton loses inheritance this was almost enough to make me want to dance around ….

I was so excited to celebrate my two year anniversary since my last post in Xanga, I decided to share a memory on the site… you can read all about it .. Xanga memories
Aren’t you pleased to know I shared that with the world? I hate xanga more then any other “community” website on the internet.

I found an interesting career killers article on CNN a short while back. I spammed my friends with this article… I might as well do the same on here.. Mistakes that can kill your career

I think that is going to be it for now … I would be more personal on here and tell you about how much I love my job … but I am just too damn tired to think about all that right now. I will tell you this, the job is awesome! Granted most of the work I have done is installs or cleaning, but it’s all good. Today I had to help a veteran agent find some hidden back up email files with in outlook express…. *smirks* yeah I know shit…. I strutted out the door this evening thinking … yes sir.. and you are welcome!

After somehow stumbling around on the internet, there are thousands of people in this world whom would beat me for the title, I am biggest loser in the world. What makes it better, they have posted websites to prove it…..

Both of these sites are campaigning for the return of two of the biggest caffinated.. carbonated .. flops of the 90′s… Crystal Pepsi … and Coke Surge!

If you wish to be a follower of the Save Coke Surge Campaign which has been dead for nearly ten years … then visit Save Surge

For those rare Crystal Pepsi fans you can sign the petition here and be among the five thousand other retards whom gave a shit about not having Crystal Pepsi on the shelves..

Both pages were an interesting read….. both pages were funny and pathetic … *laughs*

Last night Vanessa and I had to go to Wal-Mart to pick up some dog food. While we were browsing the store for various things we did not need, we found a variety of miniture two pack transformers. They were pretty cool so I went ahead and picked up most of them. The ones I did not purchase just looked two stupid, thus not work the money to spend on them. I did however ensure I solified the title of geek. I will definately need that book case from Seth for placement of my transformers collection when Vanessa and I get our place.

I already know how I am going to set up the office as far as desk space goes. I also know how I am going to wire it up. As much as I want to set it up first, I know it will probably be one of the last rooms I will get to do. The office to me will be like the kitchen to Vanessa. I am confident she will set it up her way, and tell me to stay the hell out unless she needs help moving boxes.

I think we have the tv picked out we are purchasing. Has to be an LCD has to be big … I will be hooking up my ps2 and my other gaming systems to the TV .. she just does not understand .. I will make her understand. For her it will be football season…

One a final note.. I have been jamming out a lot to the Minutes To Midnight Album from Linkin Park, and the new Transformers movie soundtrack.. check them out… *thumbs up*

So lets review… I am not a loser because I could give a fuck less about Surge or Crystal Pepsi.. I am a geek for purchasing the transformers toys.. and I am about to nerd out a kick ass tv which will be purchased in a few days..

Have a great day!

Tomorrow… I am on vacation!! w00p!!!!

I thought this was just a fuckin scream… Hamas TV show kills militant mouse character … Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children’s television program was the victim of a pretend beating death in the show’s final episode Friday …

I added a new section to the site called .. Left Side Of My Brain … it might last .. it might not. The purpose of the sectoin is for me to dump thoughts about various topics or issues which I feel like sharing with the rest of the world.. My first article is about Pomeranian’s. I think you will enjoy it … you should enjoy it if you are a twisted nutcase like myself…

Anyway… check out the left side of my brain and enjoy!!

Now for those couple of people whom check this place out from time to time know what it means when I say it is time for the countdown knows what this means…

In case you are new let me explain… it means Vacation baby! No work, no bosses, no bullshit for an entire week! Yes!! Gots to tell you folks, it is going to be interesting.

Seven days and counting…. tick… tick… tick… tick…

The current plan.. can’t tell you.. but it does involve some boxes… *smirks* and some planning…

I registered chrisichrist.com just because my ego needed some new swelling. It was an idea I had kicked around for quite some time… Does this mean I will be adding this new website to my list of pages to maintain? (nowayinhell.net and ichrist.org) No … chrisichrist.com will lead you right back here.. you can try it if you wish… I thought about perhaps making the site a place where once you visit the address it would just flood your computer with new web browsers just popping up all over the screen but that is only funny once in a while… *shrugs*

Back to me… oh wait .. I was already talking about me… *laughs*

I do not have anything extremely exciting planned for the vacation but I do plan on enjoying it. If you remember the last vacation I took was in February where Vanessa and I visited Dallas, Tx. If I were to leave town again it would more then likely be to visit the lake.. That trip is least likely to happen .. but who knows.. I would rather deal with boxes… Sounds crazy doesn’t it?

I know I have been a horrible person but not updating the site as much as I used to but I think that is just basically because I have been busy!! It’s insane!

More … later!!

A Day with Paris..

Yesterday we start the day with a recap of how she got sick in prison, she goes home with an ankle bracelet attachment so she can finish the remainder of her time.. that was bullshit

Then it was, she is going to possibly go back

Finally, we ended the day with Paris Hilton ordered back to jail

I bet she would have something to cry about if she was sent, here and let Sherrif Arapio have some fun with this whore..

Boo Hoo now bitch! *laughs maniacally*

Anyway.. moving on……

My battle with the City Of Shawnee continues, I filled my second complaint on a police officer a few weeks ago after three of them come to my house. It starts off with the little angry police officer insisting on seeing my id, when asked why he refused to tell me. Finally after asking him five times, I’m about to tell him to go fuck himself. They finally tell me why they were at my house and I happily grab my id for them. That was strike one…

Strike two is from their refusal of my right to file a counter complaint.

The incident started a few weeks ago..

Yesterday, I receive a call from a lieutenant in the police department, informing me he heard the recordings of the conversation between the officers and I. *I knew they would* He agreed the angry little officer was out of line but felt the other officer wasn’t. I reminded him my right to file a complaint was denied by the officers and last time I looked I still hard that right. (unless Emperor Bush finally showed his true colors and destroyed the rest of our rights)
the Lieutenant allows me to file my counter complaint for slander since well that should have been done in the first place… duh..

It has been brought to my attention someone missed me this week… I posted Tuesday… either way… it is nice to know I am missed… *shrugs*

Geez.. is this the week for violence or what? First we had Kung Pow Chicken and the Virginia Tech Shootings then we had the Nasa hostage stuff too! All of this makes me want to go load up my emulators and play some Contra…

It sure beats hearing or reading about Anna Nicole… hopefully all of that bull shit is dead and buried.. get it.. hee hee…

I get two calls from the security company of my store last night freaking out about the balloons setting off motion sensors… it would be funny if they weren’t trying to call me while I was having sex.

I had to swap out my fuckin phone again as it was under warranty. Hopefully with in a couple of weeks I will have the Treo 700. After all my debating about phones and going back and forth over which phone to purchase and why.. I think I have finally made up my mind about the phone. I like my Katana but it has been giving me a lot of problems as of late..

I did manage to install AIM onto my phone so if you are ever in the Aol Instant Messenger neighborhood and you ever want to “chat” look me up… aim screen name: mobiledamage

Last night Vanessa and I ate dinner at mom’s house. She cooked Taco Salad while I performed surgery on mom’s computer. She has been freaking out for a few days about how she can’t get online with her computer so she had to use the one I left over there as a back up. Appearently her computer locked up and then it wouldn’t power back on after she shut it off. I pressed a few buttons, un plugged the computer and then it turned back on… what can I say.. I am a genious… *snickers*

I have a feeling that although today is an early day for me, it is going to take forever for the clock to reach four oh time to get the fuck out yo! *groans*