The Life and Good Times of Mister Chris
Archive for November, 2006
COLD!
Nov 30th
It is fucking cold outside! It is currently 18 degrees, we are covered in ice, and it sucks Beavis! There is ice everywhere!! Well ok that is how I felt last night, but this morning it is still cold, there is still lots of ice, and yes it does still suck. I think it is inevitable I will end up moving to Texas so I don’t have to mess with this shit as bad.. Fuck Kansas.. I hate it here .. always have.
Although driving sucked balls, I was relieved to see they allowed my kids to close the store early yesterday so they could get home safely.
My future mother in law gave me fifty bucks for Christmas.. unsure how I feel about that. I am sure that sounds stupid but hey I am weird.
Chewed me some Wal-Mart ass yesterday after the horrible experiences Vanessa and I have had three times in a row from the cart boys to the pharmacy. I told the guy I understand shit happens but three different departments each acting like jerks has to make me wonder why I would want to return, and question the type of management in their store. The guy gave me a fifty dollar gift card which I just let Vanessa pick up and use towards her perscription since she needed it and I didn’t want to talk to those fuckers as I may .. *ahem* not do to well maintaining composure.
Anyway.. I need to swing by some place that doesn’t suck and pick me up a copy of Superman Returns.. I will not be going by Wal-Mart *laughs* Actually I am not allowed to purchase anything during the holidays but no one ever said I couldn’t have someone else buy it for me .. *maniacal laugh* and she wants to marry me!! hee hee …
Oh yeah! you know you have the perfect girlfriend when she wants you to create a character of her on Smackdown vs Raw 2007 so she can PLAY WITH YOU! Last night when I got home she was like; “You want to play some smackdown vs raw? I want to beat some ass..” hell yeah.
I think that is all for now… try to stay warm!
What the hell?
Nov 28th
Ok, I figured for the first time I would take my birthday off since I have been with this company.
I start off my morning getting my drivers license renewed since it expired TODAY! I was in and out of there in roughly thirty minutes.. it wasn’t too bad. I saw a co worker from another store there in line. We chatted briefly while I was standing there reading the posters and making fun of them.. i.e. the missing poster on the wall which showed someone missing since 1987 and it said next to their name, may look different now. No shit? really? I laughed… pointed… and laughed more..
After finishing at the DMV, I visit a friend of mine and see how he is doing since I haven’t seen him in a few weeks. He seems to be doing well, we chatted for a few minutes before I decide to bolt so he could get back to work.
After visiting my friend I figured; HEY! why not get my muffler fixed on my truck? Since I have a firestone card, I figure I could at least get an estimate, make an appointment, etc. So first I visit the firestone in Shawnee, and they do not have time for me. Seriously, I walked in the door, waited for a moment for the guy to get off the phone and then he tells me he doesn’t even have time to look at my truck at all because he is way too busy but I could drop it off, and he would let me know with in the next couple of days.. Gasp… cough.. choke… what? I just mutter; fuck you and I walk out the door.
I give them another shot and try the location in Overland Park. While waiting for these two clowns to finish talking at the counter they acknowledge my presence just as I was about to walk out the door. I tell them the issue and they tell me to go down the street to a different place because it would be CHEAPER! Gasp.. Cough.. Choke.. What?? I tell the guy he is insane and I walk out the door.
So I called Firestone and asked them why they did not want my money, and told them I would cease doing busines with them and ever use my firestone card again!
By that time I had just said fuck it, and I decided to just wait until after the first of the year to get my muffler fixed since today was the ONLY day I had to really mess with it for the next few weeks…
So I am now going to get off of here and enjoy my *ahem* birthday present from Vanessa… and the rest of my day off..
Death by Bookcase… Mind Dump
Nov 26th
Have you missed me yet?
I have been having withdraws from CNN.com since I have been so incredibly busy. I I read about the police placing holes in someones wedding plans, by opening fire on the groomsman and pretty much executing him..
Then I read the following article; Woman’s body found behind bookcaseI then started laughing. I realize this helps secure my place in the front row on the one way trip to hell, but come on!
Here is one quote:”sister went into her bedroom and looked behind a bookcase, where she saw the woman’s foot.” LOL!
And my personal favorite; “I’m sleeping in the same house as her for 11 days, looking for her,” her mother, Connie Weber, told the St. Petersburg Times. “And she’s right in the bedroom.”
The article is just too funny.. both Vanessa and I were laughing this morning. We both needed a good laugh..
I have been so incredibly busy with work it is unbelievable. I have been trying to get the staff trained where I wanted them to be for Black Friday and I can honestly say with the amount of time I had to get them ready things went fairly well. Oh yeah! and this year went so much better then last year! If you have been visiting this site for more then a year I am sure you remember my entries regarding my experiences with Black Friday. They are still in the book of boneheads if you would like a refresher. Thank god I didn’t have to go through that shit again! That sucked!!
Although my birthday is still a couple of days away, Wed Vanessa gave me my birthday presents early I think just so I would shut up about wanting to go buy Smackdown vs Raw 2007. Either way, I received it along with Bully, Season 2 of Boston Legal, and the final set of The West Wing. Yep Vanessa is an awsome woman, she loaded me up with all the goodies..
I haven’t had as much time as I would like to play Smackdown vs Raw 2007, I have managed to create my character, tweak him, unlock everything in the game, and currently I am just going through season mode crushing my opponents. I would highly recommend checking it out. I need to play Bully too! The game just sounded awsome and Vanessa felt that it was an appropriate game for me since that is what I was in high school.
I receive alerts in my gmail about random things and one of them lead me to this; website Upon reading this persons site they seem to do a lot of belly acking ranging from usb cables to the inability to open a fuse on some christmas lights. Why am I plugging this person? Because I am an asshole and I wanted to make fun of them.. besides .. it has been a while.. *smirks*
I can relate to this picture.. *smirks*
Well or at least punch something..
That is all for now..
Sick as a dog.. and just like before..
Nov 18th
Yes, I am sick… this is quite possibly the worst time for me to be sick as far as work goes. With the biggest shopping day of the year less then a week away.. I have a lot to do.. and no time to be sick..
Check out what’s hot on EbayOver two fucking grand for a PS3? I already expected it, but it is still fun to sit back and watch retards bid this much money for a game system! I kind of think it was funny visiting, smashmyps3 you can find a video on herewatching the kid at the end be all pissed was pretty funny too!
I have to agree with a couple of the other site’s I frequent. It’s a fucking game console! Who cares if you get it now, next month, or the begining of 07! Chances are they are going to be buggy like the first run of PS2’s were! *shrugs*
Been hella busy at work, trying to get the staff ready for the holiday’s. Doesn’t help when my body finally tells me it had enough and I have spent the last three days sleeping the majority of the day away.
Wednesday I helped move a store across the street by what we called;playing frogger That was some good fun let me just leave it at that. Have fun playing the game though.. d=)
I think that is it for now, I am going to go stretch out and watch some TV in my room…
Saturday’s Steamy Sauteed Shit..
Nov 11th
I like the title.. and so should you!
In the news that is stupid… California Students Ban Pledge of Allegiance I am sorry, accept the pledge show you pride or get the fuck out of the country and take that Bush guy with you!
In the news that is funny…Church forces out Haggard for ’sexually immoral conduct’ Fuckin Ass Ramming Hipocrite! I love it! As Vanessa once told me when a CEO last year was busted for she stated those whom preach the loudest about an issue are the dirtiest. I still laugh about this clown. There is an article I have in People Magazine titled: The Preacher and The Prostitue.. and it goes on about the guys morals, and his march on anti gay marriage, etc
All his almighty talk about anti-gays and he is an ass farmer! *laughs*
And finally in the news which makes me think wow you are learning this guy is a retard.. Britney Spears Files for DivorceI realize this is actually old news however the picture of ‘KFed’ posing with his stupid ass I’m cool hand gesture and I just got punched in the face expression, I just have to laugh and laugh and laugh even more.. not to mention she doesn’t need his stupid ass.. she has enough money to build a bin and swim in it .. *heh* yes I realize that is very ducktails like but hey whatever..
Yesterday I had to go to another store to conduct an inventory and that wasn’t too painless. I had a couple of cool people there helping out, and I was glad to see the guy I was helping get promoted. Not to mention having a few burban and diet pepsi’s weren’t a bad way to end the night. Very interesting night indeed… *smiles*
Ok so lets review the post… it is a crappy follow up from the GIJoe paradies, but hey two of them are laughable and the pledge debate is just crap!
Umm … I am taking a dozen roses to Vanessa tonight when I get off work.. I am so getting laid.. *smirks*
GI Joe Paradies’, Guacamole Burger..Weekend blah
Nov 5th
I found a bunch of these on YouTube so I thought I would link them since they are pretty warped .. and if your sense of humor is as jacked as mine you will find these funny ..
Other then that the weekend was ok.. kind of cranky today .. not sure why.. *shrugs* Picked up a dvd set today.. I have been in my kick again about purchasing DVD’s. I need to update my list, and I am not sure why I am spending more money on them since I barely watch a movie lately.
Sunday after Vanessa and I visited with my grandparents, we went to Red Robin for lunch. If you have never heard of this place I would recommend checking it out. They are like a hamburger joint with a gormet touch. So I decided to try out the guacamole burger since I have never had guacamole on anything but mexican food and chips. It was really good! Thought I would share that with you… *smiles*
I barely have time to catch up on the DVR.. I did manage to watch Las Vegas and Boston Legal. BL was pretty damn funny .. and messed up .. but still funny..
Doogie Houser is gay…??
Nov 4th
Well I guess growing up we always wondered if the doogster slobbed the cock, and NPH is doing a great job as Barney on How I Met Your Mother but after hearing about his *ahem* coming out, all I can think of is his stint on Harold and Kumar Go To WhiteCastle where he left “love stains” in the back of his car… Ich!
Anyway, good for him though why hide it right? ‘Doogie Howser’ star comes out — with pride
I am stopping and hesitating too much … and I hate re thinking things when I am one whom likes to just make up my mind and go with it. *shrugs*
I really need to have a drink, perhaps tonight I will let it all out.. *smiles*
Heh.. I started this post earlier today and now here we are almost ten hours later and I am now in happy land since I now have injected myself with a couple of glasses or Jack and Coke..
I have lost my interest in this post .. I am sure the booze has something to do with it .. until next time..
Tricks.. and treat
Nov 1st
Last night I took the munchkin out trick or treating and I was telling Vanessa how I had to go take a piss. At first she didn’t like the idea of me taking a leak behind the bush since there were little kids amok. I told her if anyone saw me I would just look at them and say; “trick”
hee hee I know that is evil and if you are as warped as I am you laughed.. I did manage to take a leak behind the bush, and no one saw me.. *smiles*
However I recieve my own treats last night both in the car and in the room, so all and all I would go for a pretty good evening.. *ahem* You know what, I realize there are times like this one where I give you a little TMI but this is my website… and you come here to read..
Work was ok, it was nice to have an early day at work allowing me to eat lunch with Vanessa. Her knee is bothering her, so we have been arguing a bit over the best way to take care of such as.. STAY OFF OF IT!
Work is good, got my seasonal help taken care of with one as a back up… The old stress is gone, and new stress is on the way.. *claps*
Oh yeah I was going to post a picture of the girl I mentioned in my last article on here but I was unable to do so since the computer I was using was being gimpy.. if you want to check her out and jack off about it, google her…
I’m outtie ..