The Life and Good Times of Mister Chris
Archive for January, 2007
Time is up!!
Jan 31st
I am only mere hours away from my vacation… you can feel it ticking down… tick.. tick… tick… it is just not ticking fast enough… *smirks*
I have written out all the things I need my kids to work on while I am gone and then I am off to Texas! and then to do whatever the hell I want after that! Beer… or I guess I should say .. Jack…. *laughs* I need to catch up on the DVR too! I have shows on there I need to watch, delete, etc.. Perhaps I will sit down and watch an entire series like I did with the West Wing once… BAH! hell no
I have spent the last couple of days focusing on tying up any loose ends remaining so no one can call me while I am gone. I may even just leave the phone off while I am away since I really don’t need it too much since Vanessa has a phone.. *shrugs* I could just switch her phones.. hee hee and let her take all the work calls… I am sure that would be interesting…
Anyway… I am sure I should go back to doing something more relevant… for now…
Does anyone have Vista yet? What are your thoughts? *puke*
Miss me? Windows Vista..
Jan 30th
Well.. Did you miss me? I doubt it … *smirks* Then again I am the type of person when noticed I am not around you are relieved of the silence for a few moments and then the next feeling settles in. The one where you feel you have lost something.. the one where you start to become sad.. and lonely .. then you realize you actually missed me… HA!!! I KNEW IT!
Ok, the site was barely down a day due to technical difficulties… *smirks*
Anyway… Since I couldn’t work on the site I opted to instead add more music to my iPod. I needed some Drowning Pool, Beastie Boys, Kid Rock, and I cannot remember what else at the moment I am too tired for any type of intense thought…
Microsoft launches Vista worldwidenow availible to download off your local file sharing program! *laughs* I have beta tested Vista and I am not impressed..
It is freaking cold out side, I think even death would keep his ass inside on a day like this..
Nothing much more exciting to run my mouth about…
Firefox is god .. there is no other …
Jan 28th
Simply put, if you are browsing the internet with anything else but firefox, you are just simply missing out on the best browsing experiences of your life..Unlike Internet Exploder, I can customize the shit out of this program and take out annoyances while viewing attention whore web pages such as myspace. (I have a myspace page also but that is not the point.)
Speaking of attention whores… I have started up a blogger page with Vanessa and I, but as I write this I think I am going to make a mini page on nowayinhell.net about us .. or I might leave it on blogger.. hell I could do both I suppose… I am after all a mini internet attention whore myself… *smirks*
Four more days and I am out of here! I will be on vacation and no one is going to stop me! Wee… if you have been reading this page for a while you will remember my last vacation was cancelled because I was promoted to another store. I have checked with the bosses, and there are no plans to promote me at this time so the Vacation is on! four days! woop!
And although I have already mentioned it on here before, I have decided having a gig of ram on your laptop is like having sex first thing in the morning and every night before you go to bed… *smirks*it is just the best thing going if you are into that sort of thing… *smirks* It has been nice to be able to have multiple applications running at once and not have much of a system hang. Trillian hangs once in a while, and I am unsure why.. anyone have any suggestions as to why?
Well, I am out of here I have to go get ready for work… yippee
Fantastic fun things to share on a Friday..
Jan 26th
Monday night I purchased two 512 sticks of ram for my laptop. They were only $44.00 after rebates at RadioShack. Not a bad deal since the 1 gig stick was 179. This thing screams now. I also purchased a cooling fan attachment for my notebook. It plugs into my USB port on my notebook and I place the notebook on top of this chill mat and it keeps the computer cool so I don’t over heat the unit or get hot sitting on my lap. It’s pretty freakin sweet..
Tues night when I got home from work my to be in-laws were watching tv. By what sounded like a clap track, I thought they were watching a game show so I asked;”are you watching wheel of fortune?” They respond by telling me they are watching the President. He starts clapping over something Bush says, and I think to myself, “they would have been better off watching the wheel of fortune…
Wed I went to another store to help get the new manager with getting his store cleaned up and sales ready. Ironically it was my last store, and it is now on manager number four since I left (if you include me) The store looked terrible, and the new manager had somewhat of an attitude about him so I stopped offering him suggestions and help after a while. It is one thing to be arrogant, it is another to be an ass.
I took the day off yesterday, and today I go into work late so I am playing around on the internet. I decided to clean up the myspace page I have. I took out some of the stupid shit, and updated the profile since it hasn’t been messed with much since 2005.
After waiting what seemed like a life time, I received my box set of GI Joe cartoons in the mail. I realize I am to what some people think too old for that shit, but I didn’t ask either so… *extends center finger*
I also visited some of my friends myspace pages, after that the interest had passed..
Recently I have heard a lot of people in my company talking about how our bosses know when they are posting things on the internet about their places of employment, co-workers, or posting resumes. I am starting to wonder what this hard on is about snopping into other people’s shit? Why the big brother syndrome? Are people not allowed to have lives? Is there something somewhere which states freedom of speech unless you are employed at the following companies? *cough… choke..* well that is ok, I know whom and when people are visiting me just as people are coming here reading this stuff hoping to hear me say something they wouldn’t agree with…
Nothing else really exciting going on… oh wait! I go on vacation in exactly one week!
Saturday and Sunday Shitty Snow Storms..
Jan 21st
Ok I realize we have not had the snow we did when I was a wee laddy, but that is really ok with me. I am sick to death of the freakin snow I could just pound it up mother nature’s ass and tell the bitch to keep the shit!
I am so sick of the snow I opted to download The Curtain Call (Eminem) cd off the internet and load it on to my iPod as opposed to getting dressed and walking out side through the fuckin snow to grab the cd out of my truck.
I had some rather decent random post I was going to slap up here last night but for some reason my computer decided it was best to just be retarded and everything I wrote up was lost. I upgraded the memory in my laptop from 512 to 640 and the mother fucker screams now… not bad for only adding 128 mb of ram. I think I am just going to go all out and make it a cool 1 gig with two 512’s as opposed to two 256’s. Might be a little two much but I don’t give a shit…
Normally I take the day off but I figure it is a good thing to work a Sunday once in a while even if I do end up being bored out of my mind.. I think I am going to go check my email now since I am still on break..
A parting thought… years ago, I worked with this co worker whom was such a hideous bitch whom walked around acting like she was all of that. When I left the company I found a hideous picture of her and I posted it on a picture voting website. She was rated as only being one percent hotter then the rest of the women on the site… it was so mean… but damn it was funny… why am I sharing this with you? Because I visited a website which had a picture of her on there and she is still ugly as sin.. and I though about reposting the picture and see if her approval ratings go up… *laughs*
My Friday Fuck You!
Jan 19th
I couldn’t sleep so I have been up since about three this morning. I guess the good news is I managed to retain three hours of sleep… *thumbs up*
Fortunately Vanessa couldn’t sleep either so we half debated playing Smackdown, or have sex. The only reason for the debate was because I am still having back troubles. We still opted to not play smackdown. I have to tell you at this moment, it will be worth whatever pain I will endure today.
If I had slept, I would have woke up to my bitchy soon to be in laws anyway so fuck’em. I really dislike the way Vanessa’s mother talks to her and I am dying to go toe with her mother and father about it when we have the family value’s conversation. *groans*
I have spent the last three days hanging out at another store helping the store manager get settled in to his store, did a couple of interviews, hired him a part timer, etc. It was nice being able to go help him out, I hope the time I spent out there did actually help him, and he learned some things that would benefit him in the long run.
How many of you have tried the new internet explorer 7? Would you even wipe your ass with it?
It really doesnt matter which browser you use, if you try to open more then one myspace webpage it chokes because of all the stupid bullshit people put on their pages. If you use the filters in Firefox they still get choked up from all the shit it is blocking…
Wow…I am going to be a lot of fun to put up with today…*smiles*
I can move!
Jan 16th
After being forced to bed rest yesterday using ice packs every twenty minutes, popping aspirin,and muscle relaxers I feel much better. I actually woke up this morning feeling much better then I have in several days. I was even able to perform my morning duties!
Seriously though I fucked up my back so bad on Saturday I couldn’t even walk! I was carried out of my store it sucked! Yesterday I went to my doctor and he cracked something and it fuckin hurt! However today is a new day and I feel much better now… I just can’t lift anything heavy… doctors orders…. *evil grin* I am sure you can imagine the joke which follows that comment..
I figure before I go to another store and do what they call an NMI I would load up some music onto my iPod before I head out into this freezing cold weather. I look down at my little weather thingy and it is a smashing 2degree’s…TWO FUCKING DEGREES!! but hey at least it is sunny right?? … growl!
I watched Wrestling last night because I felt I have not lost enough brain cells to that shit years ago. It still sucks… *laughs*
I am still loving the DVR … it is by far the best thing to have in your home for watching TV. It is well worth the wait of watching a television show by an hour so you can breeze right through it by fast forwarding the commercials.. with it I have been able to catch up on many shows I have missed through out the holidays and after such as Boston Legal, Smallville, Hogan Knows Best, NCIS… I am just waiting for Studio 60 to come back and life will be good in the TV world..
Well, I better get moving… I have things to add to the pod and I need to get ready for work! cheers!
My back…
Jan 14th
It isn’t a case of ebonics… when I was getting out of the car yesterday to go to work I slipped on an ice patch of some sort and a large sharp pain shot up my back, and it hurt like something fierce!
I couldn’t walk, and it even hurt to sit down. My staff and my girlfriend sent me home yesterday where I was drugged up and rested through out the day. I can’t think of another time I have been in this much pain in my entire life… I think a close runner up would probably be when I tore the iligaments in my left ankle both times.. that sucked too!
I reloaded my notebook because I was stupid and didn’t think in the right direction on how to fix internet connectivity. I guess I am either not as good as I thought I was, or I have just been so busy over the last few weeks my brain hasn’t had time to do much of any thought past work… *shrugs* Yeah that is it because I am still that damn good… *smirks*
My mom got a new computer and I must say it is a sweet little machine! She is eligible for the windows vista upgrade which she is not interested in doing.. guess what.. I am going to send the stuff off and install it on my notebook instead!! *thumbs up*
Since I have been on bed and or couch rest, I did spend the time playing around on the internet. I also changed around some of the pictures on the fader to the left, and I added a couple of mini pictures. I even added a couple more entries to the book 2.
Other then that, there is nothing really exciting going on my back hurts like a bitch, and life is still kind of a bitch so whatever!! *chuckles*
Site Update… and Peter Jackass
Jan 11th
I have started on a few new entries on the book of boneheads labeling it book 2. I have not linked the new entries yet, however I shall soon enough…
Exec: Peter Jackson will never work for me again Appearently King Kong himself things that being paid over a quarter of a billion dollars isn’t enough. My feeling is personally he was paid too much anyway.. I wasted twelve hours of my life watching a dragged out movie containing three and half hours of walking, followed by piss poor and extremely boring fight scenes, ending in a very predictable ending which needed not the knowledge of reading the book in the first place. I thought the movie was a piece of shit and Peter Jackass was given too much credit for that crap anyway.. I hope to be spared another piece of shit Peter Jackass movie again.
And what is wrong with being paid over a quarter of a billion dollars?? Was that not enough? I have always liked Bob Shaye How can you not? He was the man whom helped bring all of the kick ass Freddy Krueger movies.. (minus Elm St2: Freddy’s Revenge it sucked)
Hee Hee.. this post is so stupid… I guess I am just very passionate about how much I hated the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy and instantly opted the choice of knawing on a hand grenade over watching another Peter Jackass movie..
The iPhone and taking a shit…
Jan 10th
For those whom are living in a cave… iPhone I suppose this is pretty cool… I think the price is a bit retarded considering it is only a 4 gb or 8 gb device…
I think today was definately a day where I would have rather been stranded in that fuckin cyan shitter at the chinese buffet in Manhattan, Ks then have to deal with another fucking mouth breather. Almost everyone I interacted with just needed to go chew on rubber manuer… *heh* what I a sight that would have been … *smiles*
Oh yeah, I pulled up the analytics for this site and I show there are a lot of people visiting this site which is humorus in a way because no one ever comments to my posts, or does a shout out of some sort in the forum… I even have people in other countries lovin me… *laughs*
Just a thought…. I know some people read this shit as I have received many comments in person about the last post I made about women and tune ups…
L8r