The Life and Good Times of Mister Chris
Archive for February, 2007
Tuesday Updates… and Cheney
Feb 27th
I added a new bonehead .. Cel Phone …
I read in the news a suicide bomber tried to attack President Cheney.. too bad Cheney didn’t have his gun or was hunting.. then it would have been fair game.. Cheney OK After Suicide Blast in Afghanistan
Of course I guess you would have had to have been a friend or political supporter of Cheney’s to get shot .. *chuckles*
Monday Madness!
Feb 26th
Last night Shawn and I went to dinner at TGI Friday’s because we needed some abuse, and although the waitress recieved pennie’s for a tip, I walked out with a new bonehead to post, and I have done just that… check out appetizers..
The weather is nice and like always I have to work!! Fuck!!! Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!
I would get a job where I work outside and get a good tan but I might get dizzy and throw up a lot … (see boneheads)
I watched Redneck Round Up Last night with Vanessa.. it was like Blue Collar Comedy Tour goes back in time… the show didn’t have Larry the Cable Guy which suits me just fine.. but a lot of Ron’s jokes were the same… Jeff was actually very funny.. and I couldn’t believe how different Bill Engvall looked! There were a couple of other comedian’s on there whom were pretty funny too… but all and all I wasn’t too impressed… *shrugs*
And this fucker just needs to be executed on national TV. A reality series if you will and name it don’t be cruel… Lawyer: Brown needs $19,000 to get out of jail How about we just keep him there… the world would be much peaceful.. Just think about it .. no more Bobby Brown, George Bush, Cheney, Rice, Britney Spears, Everyone and anyone associated with Anna Nicole Smith, and Bin Laden… then again we would either have new fuck ups to get tired of hearing about or we would just die or boredem..
I have to shit now … later!!
Site Fixed!! – New Bonehead!
Feb 23rd
To my knowledge everything on the site seems to be back to norm… *claps* be sure to send my friend Mike a tin of cookies or a bottle of coke or something … *smirks*
I also have a new bonehead one which I find to be one of my more favorite in the new edition.
Alarm Company
.. that’s about it I think .. I gave my boss one of those easy buttons from Staples when I was the manager’s meeting. I have been given the impression he likes it alot… *smiles* I am glad..
Nothing else exciting going on at the moment.. I have more songs to download or aquire from cd’s .. it’s like every other day now I hear something on the radio and I am like… “Oh! I have to grab me that shit!”
With that just remember you come here knowing I could go nerd at any given Friday…
Just so you know …
Feb 23rd
First thing is, I know the site is having issues with links.. i.e. book of boneheads, etc.
Second thing is, I have decided to utilize my google calendar which some of you may or may not be able to see.. it may not even last.. unsure.. I would rather have my own event calendar, one of which I wouldn’t ever have to rely on gmail or aol for … (although it is cool that gmail has an online msword type of feature.)
Third thing is, I think I have a couple of boneheads to add but I have just been a little busy..
Finally.. I am really glad someone stood up and said “DAMMIT LET’s PUT ANNA NICOLE TO REST BECAUSE SHE WILL DECOMPOSE!” followed by..”I AM DANIELYNN’S FATHER!!” hee hee… the results are still not back yet from either Cowboy Woody or Buzzlightyear…
Sunday’s weekend updates..
Feb 18th
About the site …Mike has been helping me with some changes on the site, with some little but possibly noticable changes.. such as the list of the categories at the bottom of the post, and the time and date of when the article posted.
Wordpress was updated, and I added some new plug ins which help the site out on the back end… ex. I can block ip’s, digital fingerprint, force word wrap, etc..
Things non site related….
Vanessa and I were in the grocery store the other day and we were blurting out headlines on magazines following with deragatory comments. My two particular favorites would be a magainze featuring Anna Nicole Smith holding Dannielynn with the title; “Battle over baby.”I blurted well we know whom has already lost the battle…(referring to Anna Nicole Smith).
Another magazine cover read; “Mary-Kate collapsed in public” Vanessa quick to blurt out; “If she had eaten a hamburger that probably wouldn’t have happened!”
Earlier in the night we were watching; “Engaged and Underage”. The show was a scream. One episode featured this couple living in a shack behind the groom’s mothers house and were very good little christians set in their ways, never had sex, blah blah.. pretty funny shit.
The second episode featured a completely clueless couple where the best line in the show was; “I guess we have to get our own place since we can’t live in my mom’s basement.” I was laughing so hard it hurt!
I am also still working on the new website about Vanessa and I… It should be completely ready in a couple of days..I will link it and pimp it!
Was this post worth your time? I don’t know you will have to tell me!!
Friday Follow up…
Feb 16th
I had quite a day today at work which lead to a new bonehead.. check it out.. you will laugh..
I am playing around with Trillian Astra.. it’s ok… the myspace plugin is pretty cool… since I never talk to anyone on myspace through instant message.. and gmail chat… it’s ok.. nothing worth blowing my pants off about .. but it’s still ok
Since I am now officially eloped (see picture in previous entry) I am going to build a website for just Vanessa and I … the link is hidden on here.. but will be posted on here when I have something worth viewing..
That’s it.. I’m done
I am Danielynn’s Father!
Feb 13th
Hee hee .. I was listening to Sirius Radio a few minutes ago and there is now another person claiming to be the father of Anna Nichole Smith’s baby. This is starting to sound an awful lot like the celebrities campaigning for Governor of California a couple of years ago.
The difference is, we are talking about having sex with Anna Nichole Smith and it isn’t really all that cool to be claiming to have had sex with her since she apparently shopped for men like choosing ice cream from a Baskin and Robbins. First we have the old dying oil guy whom slept with her… a lawyer whom helped her with the dead old guys money, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, a Bahamian immigration minister, have even claimed owner ship of Anna Nichole’s child and sadly enough I think all of this has nothing at all to do over who’s gonads helped create this child but whom is going to get their hands on the money! It would be just the shit if the babies father ended up being some two shots from being homeless guy whom flips burgers at white castle! Would you like fries with your slider sir?
Buzz light year..(To Infinity and Beyond!) and Woody
Fortunately the oil tycoon guy got off the hook with this father hood mess and isn’t claiming ownership over Danielynn simply because he is dead.
So hey.. why not join the craze! Jump on board, grab your hello my name is: name tag and claim owner ship now and take this once in a lifetime opportunity to claim father hood to baby Dannilynn!
I really do see a reality show brewing about this.. except instead of winning a million dollars, a Kenmore Kitchen, or a job you win a baby! God.. I could just go on and on.. this shit is too funny. Anna Nichole is more interesting dead then alive!
*laughs*
In the news..
Feb 12th
I am just speechless… Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face and I remain speechless .. nothing witty to add… I however frequently chuckle.. and wonder if the snorkler ever had a girlfriend.
I need my shows to start back up .. I have nothing to watch on TV and I have watched all the movies I care to watch … I guess I could read a book but they don’t have any pictures beyond the cover and unless they cover is a magic eye drawing I get a headache quickly and then I want to break things…
Damn Vanessa has me hooked on some damn book worm game on yahoo games..
The Marine… and Pork…
Feb 10th
If you ever have the opportunity to watch the Marine and you are forced to pay money.. pass. However if you have the opportunity to borrow the movie from someone whom was dumb enough to pay money, or you downloaded it off the internet .. then go ahead and watch it.
The movie was very bland… jewelry thieves, kidnapped girlfriend, pissed off discharged Marine hunts them down because well he wants to get laid. Some of the action scenes were questionable, Robert Patrick was very funny, and John Cena didn’t do too bad of a job. It is a decent movie with some good parts, just do not pay money to view it ok?
That was your movie review brought to you by Mister Chris and his caffeine free Dr.Pepper.
And now..
Well Yeah … but what about the ones you don’t love, can I pork them too??