The Life and Good Times of Mister Chris
Archive for June, 2007
Vacation Countdown.. Over seas Humor … new addition to site…
Jun 30th
Tomorrow… I am on vacation!! w00p!!!!
I thought this was just a fuckin scream… Hamas TV show kills militant mouse character … Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children’s television program was the victim of a pretend beating death in the show’s final episode Friday …
I added a new section to the site called .. Left Side Of My Brain … it might last .. it might not. The purpose of the sectoin is for me to dump thoughts about various topics or issues which I feel like sharing with the rest of the world.. My first article is about Pomeranian’s. 
I think you will enjoy it … you should enjoy it if you are a twisted nutcase like myself… 
Anyway… check out the left side of my brain and enjoy!!
More Proof Kansas City Blows.. Vacation.. Isaiah Washington.. and Home..
Jun 29th
I always knew Kansas City Sucked…. I love it when Forbes agrees… Worst Cities for First Jobs Anymore even flipping burgers or retail is being over ran by cheaper labor and shitty service… 
Vacation Countdown continues… tick… tick.. tick… Two Days…
Ok this article made me laugh.. Ex-’Grey’s’ star: Racism a factor in axing no you fucking moron you were fired because you are an insensitive gay bashing whiny ass piece of trash. Your termination was justified if for no other reason then the harrasment laws established by the government for jerks like you. Even in Hollywood you have to follow the rules.. ask Paris Hilton…
Vanessa and I found a place we like, now we just have to be approved.. it’s rental but it is better then where we are. I will have my own office again! Well I guess I will be sharing it .. but my own room for the computers and shit.. has a fire place… I will wire it to complete geekdom..
Three Days..
Jun 28th
Three days … and I am taking the high road …
The vacation countdown continues…. tick … tick … tick …. tick ….
Benoit, Bonehead.. and the countdown…
Jun 26th
Wow.. Chris Benoit is dead.. pretty sad… pretty messed up.. I wonder if the Dubya Bubya E is going to continue their fake dead McMahon storyline? Would it be in poor taste?
*shrugs*
New Bonehead Discounts It’s great… a complaint because someone did their job… those are my favorites…
Vacation Countdown… Five Days…. 
Yesterday absolutely fucking sucked… First I get frustrated with the kid because she can’t follow directions, then I fight with Vanessa just because we are stubborn like that.. it was bad like that.. then I get into an arguement with some lard ass woman in the graocery store because I guess I missed the wideload sign when she said excuse me, I have a tiff with my assistant manager, I have a strange dinner with Vanessa where it takes these idiots twenty minutes for my Jack and Coke, then there was just all kinds of little shit in the middle which caused me headaches also… all I wanted to do was start piles of dead bodies Grand Theft Auto Style… It was just nuts… 
I still want to execute the fuckin pomeranian.. Simba / Satan is going to taste either some nyquill.. anti freeze… or my foot… I might even be inclined to stick the little annoying bark machine from hell in the microwave and have him go Gremlin style…. *maniacle laugh*
And wee….
it’s time to start the countdown!
Jun 24th
Now for those couple of people whom check this place out from time to time know what it means when I say it is time for the countdown knows what this means…
In case you are new let me explain… it means Vacation baby! No work, no bosses, no bullshit for an entire week! Yes!! Gots to tell you folks, it is going to be interesting.
Seven days and counting…. tick… tick… tick… tick…
The current plan.. can’t tell you.. but it does involve some boxes… *smirks* and some planning…
I registered chrisichrist.com just because my ego needed some new swelling. It was an idea I had kicked around for quite some time… Does this mean I will be adding this new website to my list of pages to maintain? (nowayinhell.net and ichrist.org) No … chrisichrist.com will lead you right back here.. you can try it if you wish… I thought about perhaps making the site a place where once you visit the address it would just flood your computer with new web browsers just popping up all over the screen but that is only funny once in a while… *shrugs*
Back to me… oh wait .. I was already talking about me… *laughs*
I do not have anything extremely exciting planned for the vacation but I do plan on enjoying it. If you remember the last vacation I took was in February where Vanessa and I visited Dallas, Tx. If I were to leave town again it would more then likely be to visit the lake.. That trip is least likely to happen .. but who knows.. I would rather deal with boxes… Sounds crazy doesn’t it?
I know I have been a horrible person but not updating the site as much as I used to but I think that is just basically because I have been busy!! It’s insane!
More … later!!
(long post) More to do with Treo… plus other shit..
Jun 17th
Treo
Heh… I am buggin… I now can access all the you tube I want through my phone too in a more accessible and not so this is fuck in hard to read format… I finally added the plug in to ichrist which allows me to view the site through my PDA in a more legible format. I did that with nowayinhell a couple of weeks before I purchased the treo and it really makes the site easier to read when I want to either post or read up on what Vanessa posted on there.
With all the posts I receive through my email bashing the palm update for the treo I am pleased I did not jump right on that. Granted I was at work during most of the time it was available to the public I would have been pissed if I had lost my shit on the phone….
Site Stuff..
Speaking of site updates, I also added the feature for smiles when posting a page. I mentioned it to Vanessa and to no surprise she wanted me to add the script to ichrist as well.. so there you site updates. I installed another plug in on the admin side but I couldn’t tell you off the top of my head what it does.. tells you how excited about that I was once it was installed.. 
Blah…
I have been doing some thinking the last few hours about what the hell I am doing, and where do I really want to go… working seventy two hours in a week is not something I had in mind for a career path. I visit some of the web pages my friends run even if it is just on the attention whore myspace.com they all seem to be having more fun now then they did. They are living their lives! 
Am I? Are you? What is most important? Sounds borderline Pink Floyd in a not really kind of way .. but think about it.. I have.
For those losers like me whom would just be fine with playing around on the laptop all day as opposed to dealing with the general public, I recommend taking the laptop outside and set camp on the deck. Surfing outside while getting rays helps with the phrase; “You do not get outside much.” but it isn’t the end all be all … *smirks*
MySpace…
I was bored for a moment and decided to update the myspace page I have.. nothing fancy just a screen shot from GTA:Vice City with a lot of dead bodies.. and I rambled something on the post… after that.. the interest to do anything further was lost…
Pictures…
I have some new pictures to upload .. since they are Vanessa related I think I will post them on ichrist … if you wish to check them out .. visit ichrist / photos / Vanessa shopping.
I also added some pictures to ichrist from Ami’s recital…same deal .. ichrist / photos / Ami recital.
Of course with pictures being posted on the other site I also uploaded some pictures on this site.. some screen caps from Smackdown vs Raw 2007, and some Pictures taken for May and June..
Finally … I updated the web cam… and I set up a table to allow me to archive the old cam shots .. I might link the archives so if you click on them they will appear in the tv.. I have to care to mess with the code enough to want to do that though….
I spent a lot of time uploading crap and retooling a couple of things here and there..
Hope you enjoy
He could have chosen suicide..
Jun 16th
Former loser CEO Dave Edmondson started his own company… I guess it was better then eating a bullet … I mean once you lose your credibility, admitting your a loser by resigning because your company thinks you are a loser, your a drunk, your a convicted drunk, and your wife leaves you for reasons no one really gives a shit about .. I guess you have two options..
Eat a bullet.. or start your own company… Not sure why I am laughing .. it is kind of funny.. to me… anyway its on yahoo finance if you give a shit .. or are looking for a job… seems to be the in thing lately.. work with or for ex employees of your former company. *shrugs*
I know there were some whom expected me to do the same, but for me there has to be a reason bigger then; “well this person is an asshole… ” or “this job sucks..” EVERY JOB SUCKS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO WORK! Deep down that is every one’s dream.. but money has to come from somewhere right?
Anyway … Today is Vanessa’s Birthday .. be sure to spam her phone… email … or text .. that is if you know her .. if you don’t then leave her alone… *smiles*
Wow the last few days for me at work have been crazy! Wed was an adventure to say the very least… I do not understand how people can tolerate such messes.. drives me nuts.. it’s bad enough when a house is trashed.. it is another when your place of business is a disaster… *shrugs* I spent most of my day messing with wiring a home theatre set up…
In-Laws have a new dog.. I could go into different jokes about this.. specifically one from Ron White… “pick me.. pick me…” but the dog is just fucking annoying and I would love nothing more then for something extremely bad to happen to the dog.. maybe get eaten by a bigger dog.. *cough* Lee ..
I would be tickled if it accidentally ran outside and was eaten by a coyote …
Imagine the conversation …
Them: “Have you seen Simba?”
Me: “Check that pile of Coyote Poop it has furr in it… ”
I would imagine the poop would have furr in it since they generally poop out everything they do not need.. and this fucking dog has a lot of furr in it.. imagine with me now a pile of poop with simba furr… poop doesn’t bark.. no fleas either … flies but not fleas..
Or perhaps someone gave it a swirlie and neglected to let the dog up for air..
Any of the above suggested would be fine with me..
I might waiver the ideas of planning it’s demise if they would by the fucking thing a shock collar .. cause god knows life would be much better if it would shut the fuck up. However for best results you would need to turn up the voltage on the collar. This way the dog will either learn to shut up or it will electrocute itself… *smirks*
*cough* swirlie.. with shock collar.. I think the furry, fly swarming poop is more entertaining..
I asked them if they considered getting their money back and they replied with; “it was free.” Like we need a lot of explanation as to why.. *rolls eyes*
If I had a gun… the first day I saw it… BAM! and then there would just be fur .. scattered everywhere… then again the coyotes might starve.. the fur might even be usfull to their bowels.. potentially fur could contain fiber.. or better yet .. furber..
I am finished … for now …
Proud Papa.. Don’t Forget the Cheese!!
Jun 12th
I was going to post this yesterday but I got side tracked.. so.. here we are a day late….
I took the weekend off from work to attend my cousin’s wedding, and that was all good. Nothing too exciting.. can’t cut loose when you are surrounded by people you do not care for. At least I had Treo to keep me busy.. I am getting pretty good with bejeweled…
Unlike Jason’s Wedding last year where I got hammered, stupid, and dared my friend Lee to have a dollar dance with the groom (Jason)..
During the day Saturday Ami and I had lunch with my mom, and then dumped the kiddo off with mom so they could bond and go purchase Vanessa’s birthday present. I had to ditch the kid so I could get in an get out with out being dragged around asking me to purchase this.. that.. and the other..
Sunday night though I was a proud papa.. Vanessa, Shawn, and I were playing Smackdown vs Raw 2007 and Ami wanted to play. So Ami played a tag team match with Shawn, and I was the special guest referee to ensure Ami would not lose. That way if she were to get into trouble I could pop in land a couple of punches on her opponent while her character was recovering, and then I would move away.. It’s hard to lose a match when the referee is your dad… *smirks*
Ami did rather well though.. she performed moves which suprised all of us, when preached should would reply; “I learned from watching daddy..” yeah … she is my kid…
The next step requires me to create a character for her so she doesn’t have to use mommys.. her words not mine.
And to end the weekend with some appropriate nerding.. I downloaded a piece of software to my cel phone allowing me to record phone conversations and save them to the memory card.. very nice… *smirks*
I might as well combine the two posts… So for today…
This was in the news …
acknowledge ‘cheese’ tragic of course… but then when you are as sick minded as me .. you find humor in this..
I doubt I will ever think the same of the following phrase.. “Can you hook me up with some cheese?”
Hee Hee … until next time…
Too funny…
Jun 9th
A Day with Paris..
Yesterday we start the day with a recap of how she got sick in prison, she goes home with an ankle bracelet attachment so she can finish the remainder of her time.. that was bullshit
Then it was, she is going to possibly go back
Finally, we ended the day with Paris Hilton ordered back to jail
I bet she would have something to cry about if she was sent, here and let Sherrif Arapio have some fun with this whore..
Boo Hoo now bitch! *laughs maniacally*
Anyway.. moving on……
My battle with the City Of Shawnee continues, I filled my second complaint on a police officer a few weeks ago after three of them come to my house. It starts off with the little angry police officer insisting on seeing my id, when asked why he refused to tell me. Finally after asking him five times, I’m about to tell him to go fuck himself. They finally tell me why they were at my house and I happily grab my id for them. That was strike one…
Strike two is from their refusal of my right to file a counter complaint.
The incident started a few weeks ago..
Yesterday, I receive a call from a lieutenant in the police department, informing me he heard the recordings of the conversation between the officers and I. *I knew they would* He agreed the angry little officer was out of line but felt the other officer wasn’t. I reminded him my right to file a complaint was denied by the officers and last time I looked I still hard that right. (unless Emperor Bush finally showed his true colors and destroyed the rest of our rights)
the Lieutenant allows me to file my counter complaint for slander since well that should have been done in the first place… duh..
It has been brought to my attention someone missed me this week… I posted Tuesday… either way… it is nice to know I am missed… *shrugs*
Tuesday Has Too Much To Do ..
Jun 5th
Wow … so much has been going on over the course of four days. I started an entry on here which contained a very direct fuck you towards someone whom I am betting hasn’t been on this site for quite sometime so I figured what was the point?
Sat afternoon someone decided to pop their head in at the store, and let me know they were still around. They also tell me about how they ended up dating my ex-girlfriend, to their suprise I was not phazed by the news. I wasn’t even suprised, I knew it was going to happen, I knew when she and I split up, and I knew it long after. Didn’t care then, do not care now. The most interesting portion of the conversation was he went through the exact manerisms as I did with her parent’s and brother. She did however end up cheating on him with in two months of admitting his feelings for her.
I almost laughed, but then that would give him a breath of hope I actually cared about what happened between him and my ex-girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, I was unable to provide him with that sense of satisfaction. I am happy where I am now, I have moved on.
Yesterday I spent the day at another store helping a manager with his hiring and recruiting portion of his new manager packet. I would ask him questions about things to help him out, but he would just give me excuses… wow I have changed.. my interest dwindled the more bullshit I had to listen to. Poor kid.. he is just lost…
Last night I went to the bar with some friends and drank a few crown and cokes. I figured I would drink something other then Jack and Coke. Played some pool, got my ass kicked, had a lot of fun and dammit I hated the fact I had to be at work at 9 AM the following morning. I still had that same feeling when I woke the following morning to get ready for work… *groans*
I spent most of the day today playing catch up with paper work, or whatever else dropped in my lap. I was extremely fucking tired and all I wanted to do was go back to sleep.
I have been working through season one of NCIS. My mom got me hooked on that show a couple of years ago, and I have totally missed this past season. So, not only do I have the first two seasons to watch, but I also have the season which just ended so I know what the heck has been going on… so I can keep up with next year..
I really hope someone stabs this bitch while behind bars.. the world would be a better place without Paris
I think that is it for now .. this scatter brained post has been brought to you by the wonderful folks at McDonalds for making those wonderful egg mcmuffins.