The Life and Good Times of Mister Chris
Archive for January, 2008
Yes Wife .. actually can cook .. pop ups
Jan 29th
In Vanessa’s blog she ended her leakage with the following regarding the types of food I prepare for dinner; “Cooking is not limited to frozen pizza and mac ‘n’ cheese.”
Vanessa could not be more correct about this statement, as such she left out delivery, frozen mac ‘n’ cheese, chips and salsa, left overs from dinner from the night before, Klondike Bars (for desert), and to drink .. Crown and Coke. The point is I can take care of dinner when needed…
Remember in recent past I made mention for my love of open dns? Well I had an epiphany recently. With in your open dns account you can set up webpages you can have blocked on your network. So I thought to myself… pop up banners have urls right? Thus began my list of websites to block on my network… *grins* hell yeah.. my router has the capability to block websites too but with open dns I can control pop up control on other networks I have set up on my account.
Anyway.. pretty fuckin smart I thought… Vanessa seems to dig it since I have added a couple pop ups she received on her computer too.. now they are gone. It’s cool when they try to appear on a banner with in a website and now it just says; “blocked by open dns”
I now have a free and reliable pop up blocker..
*grins* hell yeah
Until next time..
Over the past few days I have learned…
Jan 27th
1. It has been a few days since I have posted on here… Just been busy with all sorts of craziness…
2. Although I love getting new furniture, the kind you have to put together always sucks!
3. I do not have the patience or skill to put furniture together. Fortunately for me Vanessa does.
4. No matter how hard you try, there are just some computers already with Vista on them cannot be reversed to WinXP. Not that I dislike Vista, I just was bored.
5. After learning you just wiped your notebook, failed at re installing XP Pro, restoring your computer is not that tedious if you have an image backed up. Takes twenty minutes to un fuck what you did.
6. Hirens Boot CD rocks as it boots from disk and has norton ghost allowing you to use above mentioned CD.
7. Don’t ever set back your clock on the computer, strange things happen.
8. If you do set back the clock on your computer set it back to correct date as THE FUCKING NETWORK IN YOUR HOUSE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO ACCESS OTHER COMPUTERS!!
9. Take the time to clean out your archives if you are a fiend and save all your fucking emails!
I just spent the last hour cleaning out my saved folders with in my outlook. Folders had been collected since around 2000. I am sure there is a reason I kept all that shit. Reasons which I will never remember now so… There just was not a reason for me to retain a 100 mb mail file on backup.. *shrugs*
That is all for now …
Today F’n sucked!! Setting Up iTunes Server…
Jan 23rd
My morning started off terrible.. I was late for work by almost an hour for unforeseen circumstances.. I was very frustrated by the events but once I got to work I found solitude… *sighs*
Except everything at work started acting all kinds of crazy too!! I had to argue with some peon from another store about giving me a computer so I could complete a very phat ticket, a computer bundle with a service plan on everything plus computer services .. totaling 250 for my department and more then that on services..
Then after getting the computer put on hold the dumb shit manager whom was supposed to get the computer for me didn’t get my voice mail!! I was pissed!!
My supervisor and I had a tiff.. because well he is just kind of stupid.
But they all seem to be loving me so… whatever… It’s nice to be king once again.. I haven’t had that since I left the shack.
I was working on a way to stream my music to my treo but I have yet overcome that feat… yet.. It was a lot easier for me to stream the itunes on other computers…. *laughs* I might have found an application that will work for what I want.. but we shall see..
I know winamp will work along with pocket winamp.. but I am already using iTunes.. and I am not about to create new play lists and shit for that… *groans* besides how many players do I need to have loaded on my desktop to stream my shit??? *extends middle finger*
It’s still cool since I can now listen to my music from home on my notebook from anywhere I have internet.. *smiles* Definitely comes in handy for the nights I sit out in the car while Ami has her dance classes. I can just jam away …
I have to have my music… *thumbs up* if I can pull it from one central location with out security leaks then I will be happy.
Not Funny .. Actor Heath Ledger dies at 28 … the joker is not supposed to die… aww dammit … I just did it again didnt I??
Not even through the first month and already two tween celebs have checked out..
I think I am finished for now ……
Wasting time…
Jan 20th
I have a friend of mine I am listening to on the phone so I thought while he was telling me all of his stories, I would post a few fragments of things I found around the internet…
I found the following q & a on the U.S Copyright Office Website.. and laughed…
How do I protect my sighting of Elvis?
Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. Just send it to us with a Form VA application and the filing fee. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph.
People fight over pictures taken of Elvis??
Spider-Man and Mary Jane Split.. Might be more interesting then killing of Captain America… I haven’t read a comic book in well over a decade.. but it is still humor us it made the news.. reminds me of when DC went through their bloodbath.. killing Superman.. breaking Batman’s back.. etc..
BAH….
Remember a few years ago when I had my squabble with a McDonalds and the city of Overland Park told me I was banned from McDonalds? I was cleaning out a folder on one of my (3) external hard drives and found this picture..
It’s F’n cold outside!!! Yesterday morning when I woke up it was 0.. when I was heading home it warmed up to a whopin 3! I hate winters in Kansas. Today there is progress.. 23… I will indeed end up moving south.. someday…
I think that is it for now…
*peace*
Brad Renfro Dead.. Scott Biao.. and more interesting stuff..
Jan 16th
Brad Renfro dead.. in the article there is a quote; “He was working hard on his sobriety” If he has tried harder he wouldn’t be worm food..
Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant.. now I would have rather read something like Scott Baio is taking a dirt nap with Brad Renfro rather then him receiving another reality show about his non committing worthless ass. Seriously how low can you go? I guess if people will watch and the money is right… I still vote dirt nap.
Police Fire Tear Gas.. hit CNN reporter.. Glad the person firing had good aim… I am sure the reporter was crying about it for a long time.. if I launched the gas I would be in tears laughing.
*laughs* Man I am on a roll!!
So . anyway.. my attempts at being a lazy ass and setting up my old broken assed lcd screen notebook in my entertainment center has been temporarily thwarted. I guess I really am going to have to break down and purchase an adapter to convert VGA to video.. it’s not something I really want to do.. only because I do not want to drive clear across town to get what I need, and I am not purchasing a new TV just so I can hook up a PC to it via VGA so I can play emulators I rarely play anyway.
If you have not seen this clip you definitely need to check this shit out.. it’s a scream.. Girl Dancing Dog Humping
That’s it!! Peace out!
Stuff and Things… etc…
Jan 11th
The day started off with taking down all of the Christmas meltdown stuff.. thank goodness.. all though the tree was nice and everything.. I felt like it was going to consume the living room. Now it is a yard ornament.
Vanessa opted to take a nap so I decided to change a few minor things on the website. I removed the archives from the side menu and created a better archives menu. You can find it at the top if you wish to get lost in my ramblings of this that and the other.
I added a links thing on the side, with my dvd list incase you feel the need to buy me a dvd you can see what I have first. *laughs* it isn’t near up to date as I have purchased or burned many DVD’s since I lasted updated. It will get there. I added a few which came to mind but there are so many… Finally I broke down and decided to update the database.
I went from on my way to 300 dvd’s listed to now heading towards 500!!. I added the wife and kids dvd too. I wonder, how in the hell could I have forgotten to keep up with this? bleh..
Oh yeah.. check out the frapper map thing and if you have not yet, put your name in there with where you are located I would be interested to see where you people are from.. *shrugs*
Recently I think I posted on here about the live search feature in vista you can download to your XP machine? Well umm… it’s ok but I am thinking it slows down your machine more then you might care to. I turned mine off.. I didn’t really ever have the need for it in XP anyway.. I just like to mess with things.. *smiles*
I found my next pointless purchase… Denny Crane Bobblehead I must own this.. oh yes… I need to pick up one of these too.. Optimus Prime Bobblehead
Remember my last post where I complained about the dump people? This picture really summed it up for me…
Actually there are days when I think this about everyone…
I am off for now ….
Well ……….. DUH!
Jan 10th
Some how I stumbled onto this article and I thought to myself, well DUH! Spice Girls Talk about Eating Disorders.. Seriously anyone who would be surprised by this really needs to just be pulled out into the street and shot.
How can you not think those stupid ass skinny bitches were lacking nutrition? I bet they could give some tips to the Olsen twins on how to yak your meals but not look like you crawled out of a grave…
Anyway…
Still playing bully a lot, instead of really focusing on the missions I have enjoyed beating the crap out of the greasers, the bullies, and that bitch in the principals office. I am not for hurting women, but nailing her with a projectile from a slingshot makes me laugh… I know … I know.. I am one fucked up individual… *shrugs*
When I am not beating the crap out of people on Bully, I have been playing around on the internet finding once again more ways to add cool shit to my phone. Lately I have been checking out cellfiles, not as resourceful as ringerpost, but since ringer post is gone and these guys are attempting to give it a fair shot as a resource for cool phone shit I will frequent them,
This looks like it could be a fun investment my excuse absence to bad I am one of those people whom have a conscience and usually goes to work when my asshole is leaking, nose is running, and would rather be beaten down and bludgeoned to death by a windows 98 how to hard back edition users manual then deal with some assclown whom wants to argue with me about how non authentic copies of windows is bad…
Which reminds me..
I had some fried rice looking mother fucker today argue with me about how it is my problem his copy of windows gets a pop up letting him know his copy of Windows is not genuine. I explained to him he needed to contact microsuck since I have no control over those kinds of issues. He tried to pull the warranty card and we would be liable but then I explained the warranty mentioned was through the manufacture not us.
He started to act all big and bad and raising his voice, I asked him to calm down and lower his voice or he could take his busted ass non genuine copy of windows having computer and go on a new search to find someone whom would give a shit about his problem. He opted for shutting the fuck up, taking the number and mentions at the end he cannot access wireless connections.. ok once again I cant test crap on a non genuine copy of windows because well there are a lot of reasons from we can’t service it to we can’t warrant the work, no liable, etc.
I wrote up a repair claim and I am sending his computer to the repair center so they can then ship the unit back telling him the same thing I told him to do. Call Microsoft… some people are so fucking stupid. If his copy of windows is genuine they will help him out, if it’s not purchase one, or find a source that provides free genuine copies and shut the hell up!!!
Anyway… this week I have been acting as the interim HNIC since my boss is in Wichita learning how to do his job better. It’s been a pretty decent week all things consider.
Too bad he is coming back.. there are days I really want to just kick his ass..
I hope you enjoyed my violent post. Blame it on the fact I have had a major case of the shits this evening..
PEACE!!
Bully… Bonehead… New Year
Jan 6th
Over a year or so ago I had posted something on here about Bully.
If you have not played this game, I highly recommend you check it out. I was reading how there are copies coming out for the wii and 360 so everyone should be able to pick one up.
Ok, maybe not everyone. If you like picking on people, tormenting everyone around you, and beating the crap out of jocks, then this would be the game for you… *smiles* it is the game for me … so .. whatever.
Work has been the same nothing really new from it. I do however need to add another bonehead. Windows Vista
It is odd to me we are in the beginning of January yet I am sitting here on the couch with the back door open enjoying a nice breeze of cool air?
Anyway the new year already brings with it some changes off the bat, but that was to be expected. The changes, not the actual changes them selves.
I think that is it for now.. I am off to torment more people on Bully.. I really wish Rockstar Games would had the game available on the PC like they did for some of the Grand Theft Auto games…