Archive for November, 2008

I have seen “Womanizer” enough times to make the following determination….

1. Britney Spears is not cool even if she could transform into a tractor trailer.

2. She is fucking hot and I would absolutely bang her.

3. After seeing the video “Womanizer” I want to bang Britney Spears even more then ever now.

yeah….

Anyway…. moving on… it has started to snow and actually stick to the ground.. I would be excited but I hate winter…

So one more day before I get a day off from work. Black Friday was busy, Today was pretty busy too… Hopefully tomorrow will be busy too so the day can just fly by.

Then I am going to spend the entire day Monday sitting on my ass… enjoying my day off…

Happy Birthday to me… my ass hole boss is leaviiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg!!

The beauty of what I do is I get to be at work at three in the morning. I get there so I can prepare my team for all the nut jobs whom emerged from the forth circle of hell. These wacko’s whom are standing in line out side to get a great deal on whatever bullshit we have posted in the paper.

Oh joy…

Oh yeah and it’s my birthday too! So during my first shift I get a few birthday wishes from my co-workers and a couple of laughs. They laugh because they know how much it SUCKS! I am at work… on black Friday… on my … well you get the idea..

This morning while I was working the line their were people whom were scalping the tickets to people whom did not get tickets. We hand out tickets on items which are the door busters to prevent chaos.

I didn’t care too much for the scalping so I would take their tickets from them and hand them to customers whom really wanted them. One guy even came into the store and was scalping his tickets. I threw him out too…

The customers loved me for that… *laughs* yaay me.. I have the support of my customers…

Yesterday during my thanksgiving festivities, I had breakfast with the in-laws and lunch/dinner with my family. It was a very nice experience on both visits.

My in-laws gave me a hundreds bucks which I thought was very nice of them. I immediately used the money to pay my best buy credit card. That thing continues to get me into trouble.

All though my mother all ready picked me up a nice drill earlier in the month, she too gave me gifts. She had purchased a Unicron toy. It kills me the character was introduced in 1986 but the toy was only released in the last couple of years..

I got a new Batman animated DVD… Chuck season one, and I have been spoiled like crazy! That’s the best part… *smirks*

Well I have to go get ready and go back for my second shift… yaay me!

My family and I were discussing the rumored demise of Miley Cyrus. I mentioned how Miley’s site was hacked, etc. My daughter comments; “good thing it wasn’t Selena.” I asked her who in the hell is Selena?

Ami proceeds to tell me about Selena Gomez and how she is a singer too, blah blah blah. My wife teases Ami about how she likes Selena better then Miley.

Ami goes on about how cool Selena Gomez is as if she was trying to convince me to be a fan of Selena Gomez. I asked Ami; “Does Selena Gomez transform into a tractor trailer?”

Ami responds… “no”

Then Selena Gomez is not cool. Selena Gomez does not have a CNN photo citing she won the election. Optimus Prime does..

Selena Gomez does not contain a wealth of knowledge from former leaders of the autobots better known as the Matrix of leadership. Optimus Prime does..

Finally … in twenty five years I doubt anyone will give a shit about Selena Gomez. Twenty five years ago Optimus Prime was so cool everyone wanted him, wanted to be him, and dressed up like him.

Killing off Optimus Prime was such a bad move it upset children across the globe causing them to lock themselves in their room for weeks.

If Selena Gomez dropped off the earth.. many children might actually come out of their bedrooms.

So I hate to break it to Ami.. but Selena Gomez is not cool .. she can sing .. dance.. and look good in a bathing suit for all those drooling 16 year old virgin boys… but Selena Gomez is not cool …

It has taken me a week to work on this post.. not sure why… *shrugs*

I would start on this post and then I would stop. I think part of it is because there really hasn’t been a lot going on worth sharing or there hasn’t been a lot for me to give a shit enough about for me to want to babble about.

Nerd stuff…

I learned there is a DLL for adding facebook chat to Pidgin. I set it up on mine and it was fairly painless. To be honest with you I think I chat more with the people I log on to facebook then I do with my IM accounts.

I am sure some of it has to do with the fact I can text message most of them on my phone. Anyway if you want to check it out or install it go here

You can add Skype to Pidgin as well… go here

At one point I had to look on the web so I could remember how to reboot a windows machine over the lan. I used to do it back in the day to mess with people at work. Now I can just do it to mess with wife and kid.. *smirks* seriously though it will be nice that I can reboot my media pc with out having to go into the other room… I love laziness…

I have decided that ORB is the best way to go if you want to stream your media from your house to your cel phone. Instead listening to local radio.. which sucks, and remembering to take your iPod just so it can be left in the card freezing, I can now access all my content from my phone via the web. I just need to find a “working” way of importing my itunes play lists into ORB and I will be rollin.

A co worker is supposed to being me a memory card today that I can hook up to the wii which will allow me to have the internet channel and the ability to stream my mp3’s. Allowing me to stream my mp3’s wirelessly will allow me to not only allow me to relocate my roku to another room where I want music, but I can also access my roms and videos through the wii. That could be pretty cool…

The family loves the wii for the games.. I like it for all the media shit I can hack on to it.. *laughs*

Non nerd stuff…

When I see shows like “My Big Redneck Wedding” It is no wonder why people on the other side of the world want to blow us all to hell. Seriously … those people on My Big Redneck Wedding are not pretending and they are so fucking stupid!

That’s really about it.. the manager I had the most bouts with at work is leaving, and the GM is gone too. As far as the manager I did not get along with I say have a nice life fucker! Not many people liked you anyway. As for the new GM… hum… could be cool…

I just saw a quote on someone’s facebook which says: “understanding stupid people were put on earth to test my patience” What if you are one of the stupid people? Not many people get hit in the eye with a mall security gate… Oh don’t get me started.

I need to start getting ready for work… I need a break.. *laughs*

Until next… time.. week… whatever…

The title is reference to an old blog I used to go read and laugh at titled; “The Rockingness that is Gi!” What the hell… I seem to be doing a lot of reflecting lately… *shrugs*

I found a cool little program by accident which allows you to sync up your outlook contacts / windows mobile contacts with your facebook. Why is this cool? Because then you can replace empty profile pictures from your contacts in outlook with your friends stupid little pictures on facebook. *shrugs* I thought it was pretty cool .. if you want to check it out: Fonebook by Ross Dargan

With all the time I have been spending on the internet as of late, it is no surprise I would run into the chance of getting viruses. Fortunately it was nothing major and I was able to avoid anything serious with Nod32.

Mayor Of Batman Sues.. First I am wondering why I have never heard of this town. Second I wonder where the problem is.. “producers used the name of our city without informing us.” Yeah and you have been living under a rock since…. 1939? Why didn’t the former Mayor(s) give a bat shit about this?

Palin: I wish I’d done more interviews “The Alaska governor said she would be honored to help out Obama and his new administration — even though he did hang around with an unrepentant domestic terrorist”

With comments like that from Palin I am thankful we were limited to the sewage we did have to stomach.. What a stupid bitch..

I’m off… time for bed!

Xbox ‘Addict’ Brandon Crisp Found Dead LOL!! Stupid fucking kid. I feel anyone stupid enough to run away and live in the woods because they couldn’t play their XBox is a waste of oxygen anyway.

I hope he was molested by a bear serving himself up his own “Call Of Duty” They need to update this kids website from “missing” to sleeping with the leaves.

I know that’s harsh.. but I am an asshole. Maybe someone will sell his xbox on ebay to raise money for the save the forest campaign?

I want one of these!!

I broke Vista trying to modify the theme files. I learned two things from this experience. 1. Read the directions first, and follow them to the “t”. 2. Microsoft has some pretty cool repair utilities for people like me whom like to fuck with things they shouldn’t.

*smiles*

It went from really nice to really fucking cold in less then a day. Now it has stayed cold and I remember that I am not a big fan of Kansas City just for that reason.

I hate the cold… it’s so cold… *laughs*

I just received an email regarding pictures of Obama drunk after the end of the election. Well who the fuck wouldn’t get hammered after winning the election? Seriously why would this be a bad thing!!

Did he moon photographers? no… Did he hump another man? no… Did he go drinking and driving? no.. (I doubt he has driven his own car in years.)

I don’t get it … and I don’t understand why anyone would care? I say have another drink Mr President-Elect! Great job!

Did I mention I hate the cold?

Yesss!!!! Optimus Prime!! Finally the person I voted for wins the election!!

*laughs* I love this picture!

I am so tired of all the campaigning on TV and this person is the root of all evil… no wait.. this person is the root of all evil… root square what?

Seriously…. my pick has been Obama and if you don’t agree that is fine. If you do not like my choice that is fine too. If it angers you to read that comment then I don’t give a shit… Florida was a democratic state???

I applaud McCain for his efforts, and I hope our next President will do much better for our country then the bumbling buttfuck oil supporting retard we currently have and suffered through for the last eight years! (seven).

Bushism to Obama: “I promise to make this a smooth transition. You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself.” CNN.com

That’s gives me no comfort…

Mongo from Heathcliff still reminds me of George Bush! The dumb founded stare says it!

Does any of these events remind you of the last couple of seasons of The West Wing? An hispanic president (African American), The huge focus around which Democrat is going to serve as the presidential nominee, etc.

Halloween is behind us!! Thank god! Soon it will be time for the decorations to come down and then move on to Christmas!

I hate Christmas … hate it with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns! In my line of work it is a fucking orgy fest people wanting needing hours, people wanting time off on a certain day or time so they can do all the shit you practically sacrifice yourself to get done because you are up to your elbows in shit to do!

Let me take a step back… I enjoy Halloween very much. The kid dresses up in her costume and pillages people’s candy, the wife decorates the house in various decorations, and it really is a fun holiday!

I am glad it is over because that means we are one step closer to Thanksgiving. One step closer to Black Friday. One step closer to Christmas.

One step closer to all of it being over with so people can stop freaking out and acting like a bunch of wound up assholes whom think they are going to snap over the stupidest shit!

Make sense?

If not read it again…

Still finding more shit for my phone. I managed to get a GPS program on my phone which did not require me to pay a monthly fee to Sprint or Telenav. I loved telenav when it was free, but I opted to go with Garmin this time around since I didn’t have to deal with recurring fees.

Making people purchase maps for the GPS tho is a crock of shit… whatever.

Windows Vista Ultimate is really growing on me, in some ways it runs much better then the previous Vista I had. In other ways it runs a little slower, but if you take off or turn off some of the extra unwanted bullshit it’s really not half bad!

The fact mirco-suck thinks it was a good idea to have so many different releases of Vista and pay more money for a better OS then what came with your computer is a pile of shit.

Joaquin Phoenix: I’m done with movies Sorry but who gives a shit? I mean I guess it’s a better choice then his brother made. Announcing an actor is no longer going to be in movies is no more of a worthy press release then say me deciding to quit my job.

Last night HP hosted an event at Power Play. If you do not know what Power Play is, it is an over sized arcade with Wiffle Ball, Bumper Cars, Lazer Tag, a decent all you can eat bar, and video games galore.

It’s even better when the entire event is paid for by HP. I would have much rather won the netbook they were giving away but to hang out with my co workers and act like an ass was quite fun.

We managed to piss off some of the competitors whom were there while we played Lazer Tag. We were accused of cheating because we stormed the highest plat form in the arena and took them all out from an elevated position. If that is cheating then kiss my winning teams ass.

Anyway.. that was my night! I don;