Windows Vista
*Phone rings*
me: “Thank you for calling, my name is Chris can I help you?”
cust: “Do you have any computers with windows xp on them?”
me: “I am sorry sir all of our pc’s have windows vista on them.”
cust: “So you sell defective computers.”
me: “No sir, if our computers are not new in the box they have been tested before resale.”
cust:”But they are defective, they have windows vista on them.”
me: “sir that is a matter of your opinion, if you do not wish to own a vista machine you can order an XP machine from our website or you can purchase an apple.”
cust: “I don’t want an apple, I want a computer that will not be defective.”
me: “Perhaps Linux might be an option.”
cust: “what the hell is that?”
me:”Let me transfer you to sales.”