11 Days.. and I am on vacation.. First vacation I have taken in over a year! 11 Days and I will be away from this place.. no Kansas, no work.. just me, my beer, and whatever else comes along.. 

I find it interesting how if you don’t pay attention to what is being said by whom you could really find yourself in quite a predicament.. I know what’s going on… I know enough.. *smiles* 

Ok, well there really wasn’t like a lot of drinking since I only had five beers, however since there really was a power loss I did manage to get four beers for free so I left the bar tender a nice tip. *smiles*

Went to Applebees and hung out with another manager and we talked some shop. We also talked about various other things non related to work. Found out we have some things in common etc. , so that was cool.

Oh and I read on the news our assbag POTUS is in support of Gay Marraige Ban. Sorry bub, but last time I checked this was the land of the free. So who are you to tell people whom they can and cannot marry? You know what as long as they are happy regardless of same or opposite sex who are you the government to tell people what they can and can not do? I am all about the women and the titties… but this is still a bunch of crap.. At least I think so… but hey whatever..

After I drank, I came home posted my stuff JUST FOR YOU! and now I am going to go watch some telie..


This is a post I found on a page I frequent.. and I felt there were several ways this was funny… I have always found it more pathetic when guys post shit like this to women…

the post (from another site):
hey there qt..not much here just wanted to say hi….if you wanna know more you can call me cell at 712-363-4828

1: He does not know this person, they do not know him why would they call?

2: people on the internet whom views this post are going to call him and poke fun ..(like me)

3: how fucking desperate do you have to be to post something this lame? and ADD YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR THE KNOWN WORLD!

lets all call this person… and … well I dont know THIS IS JUST PATHETIC! stick with the jurgens…

Ok, first and formost my truck was fixed this evening. After hitching rides off of people the last three days and using some choice words while fixing my ride all is good! I was so relieved I spent a half an hour after I left just driving around. I realize I was only with out a vehicle for three and a half days but damn people it sucked!!

nowayinhell.net has been moved to it’s new home and all is well.. now I have to find new things to fuck up! *laughs*

It is three in the morning my time, my ass should be in bed.. I think I shall head there now..

After work I went to the bar by my store. Actually it was kind of planned earlier in the week but after I tried to softly get out of going since I had no ride I was told that didnt matter and off to the bar I went… Had a few beers with some buds. Jason and I ordered a dollar burger which neither of us recieved. It took forever for us to get our beers when the glass ran low, but damn the women were hot!

I also saw a former employee at the bar last night but I didn’t talk to her and I kind of turned away hoping she wouldnt notice the 6’6 red head whom resembles her ex-boss. So the service sucked, as did the tip since I didn’t leave one. I thought about talking to the owner about it but I think I might let it go. I dared Dan to go talk to this girl he was oogling over but he never did. Oh well maybe next time..

I spent most of the day with my boss which was fine and productive. We talked about some issues in the store, he spoke with my associates, and I learned some things so it was nice. I hope he felt spending the day was just as insightful… *smiles*

I didnt even get the opportunity to start eating my lunch until about a quarter to five with as busy as I was. Just as I was starting to eat my lunch, I had to run to a store to pick up some product and then when I went to another store to pick up something else my truck wouldnt start.. that sucked..

I had a buddy of mine come by grab what I went to pick up and he took it back to the store for me while another buddy of mine came by to check out what was wrong with my truck and why it wouldnt start. I was so pleased to learn it was the fuel pump . *note sarcasim* A fuel pump for my truck is a pain in the ass for several reasons .. one it costs money when I should be spending it on something more useful such as alcohol, two that means I have to depend one someone to take me to work for the next couple of days until I get my truck fixed, three replacing a fuel pump in a truck is a pain in the ass, and finally .. I hate not having a vehicle.. its only going to be for a couple of days but still.. it’s annoying..

Speaking of annoying .. I also have plans to go hang out with a couple of my buddies / co workers tomorrow night after work and I can’t do that either since I HAVE NO FUCKING CAR!! (or truck but fuck details)

I am tired and I think with that I am heading to bed …

At this point since it is almost over I would have to say it’s a safe bet. Although the morning started off with me snorting some trail mix through my nose causing my allergies to kick my ass for about three hours, the day was pretty slow. I came home with the intent of relaxing and I spoke too soon.. I have to go back out .. but in the meantime I have posted a link to a clip on here from YouTube featuring a preview of Studio 60, a show with some of the writers and actors of The West Wing.. here

On one of the “community” sites I used to frequent I would post my adventures drinking at the bar, or at a buddies.. since I now have this site all in focus of what I want and how I want it, I have decided to move the drinking adventures here.. hence the title..  so when I have umm .. something to say related to drinking.. there shall be more posts about my adventures…

I went out drinking with a couple of buddies this evening.. nothing really too exciting.. just the usual chat about the frustrations of our company, then we chatted about golf, politics, family, and we tried to get the two waitresses we had to have a cat fight. Generally I go to the bar every sunday with the same friend.

After composing a couple of blog entires on here, (which no one could view since the site was closed..*smirks* )I decided to launch the site. It’s not a hundred percent completed..but I decided the site was on hold long enough. Let me know what you think.. The first entry I posted on here I made mention of a possible babe of the week type of thing.. I think that idea is scrapped.. I’m too lazy to care enough to plug someone else.. unless I am banging her.. *shrugs*

Ok, a note to all of you whom look at porn on the internet.. don’t get pissy at the guy whom is trying to fix your computer for three hours because you fucked it up by getting spyware and hijackers smeared all over your computer like a new born whom just wiped his ass all over him self for the first time. You my friend are the one with the messed up computer, not me.

After years and years of being brainwashed with failed attempts of reality television I finally found one I liked… The Ultimate Coyote search…. You probably think I am out of my mind but your are correct! Get this… hot chicks with chicks whom think they are hot all trying to crash course dancing, bar tending, seducing, singing, and trying to convince probably the toughest chick in the world you can handle a bar full of horny drunk men.. how can someone like me not enjoy it! I hope it is back next year.. oh yeah and the girl I wanted to win was the winner.. damn I can pick them.

Anyway .. being that today was my early day I actually did not drink! Are you suprised? I am too.. I did like I said fix a buddies computer, *the above comments are just me giving him shit*, hang out at the pool, and get lousy service at a chinese restraunt named “Fookee”. After being told;”It nine thirty, we closed no more drink, we pretty much told them .. fook you!” and I have no doubt they will remember us.. don’t care. I can’t believe I am still up.. I need to go to bed..


Out with the old.. and in with the new… lately it has just been more of having time to sit down and decide what I wanted. I decided to take down the old layout before the new one was put up for various reasons.. Those explinations I shall leave to post in the forums so only registered users can read what was up with that…

So much has happened since I have last posted on this site, and I can’t believe how much has changed in the last couple of months. Things are crazy with the ex and I am unsure what will happen if anything with that situation.

I have a new boss and things are a lot less tense for me now. I also have a new auditor which means I don’t have to waste endless hours trying to perfect something to appease a stuck up, cranky ass, in need of some deep dicking daemon child from the depths of hell. *sighs* (I feel better now) It’s kind of strange not having people to fight with and not drowning in bullshit. Don’t get me wrong there is always bullshit but there is a lot less of it ..

What’s still here on the site: (points to top of page) The Book Of Boneheads(new format!), Googlism, Photo’s (new format!), Video’s, and the message board..

What’s gone.. everything else… all gone! *waves*

What’s still around .. the forums of course, and all of the accounts you used to have along with the password you used. However, your avatar’s are gone so you will have to set up a new one. Also, Angel’s website is still around, it can be locatedhereher address will eventually revert back to nowayinhell.net/angel once the domain transfer has been completed. I am sure we will be in touch shortly so I can tell her whats up. It’s all still there, it’s just moved…

What’s new.. (point’s at top again) The speech baloon .. yes it is kind of yahoo 360ish HOWEVER mine is random meaning the quotes change, and.. mine are just cooler. *points to the right* There is a picture of me which may change from time to time.. and .. there will be a small group of links from my friends.. *smiles*

I think the latest theme of the site both from a visitor and user stand point is LESS BULLSHIT!

So what have I been up to in my absence? Well gee… like I said .. new boss, new auditor, same job, still drink alot .. I think I might incorporate the drinking adventures into this site like I have on my other page, since some of them have been so interesting.. still single… but that’s ok.. going on vacation in June .. have a couple of places in mind.. I am sure I will talk about it when I know where the hell I am going ..

That’s about it .. I think….

Oh yeah!! and I am thinking about trying to add a shameless plug for like babe of the week or something .. lets try it ..

That is it for now..